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by crotchgrabber
15 Feb 2008, 16:19
Forum: Music
Topic: Jimmy - Post your music
Replies: 285
Views: 116969

Re: Messiah - Post your music

SHARPPIE";p="226778 wrote:Yes....with 4 whole years of practice jimbob's gonna shake the pillars of what we know as "cool" to the fuckin' ground.
four years is up!
it's finally fucking time to have our faces rawked off!!!
my ass is puckered with excitement.
by crotchgrabber
15 Feb 2008, 12:48
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

heh... once i saw a cop running towards a huge brawl and he actually had a donut hanging from his mouth.
by crotchgrabber
08 Feb 2008, 11:17
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

met a cute jewish girl who likes it in the pooper.
by crotchgrabber
06 Feb 2008, 10:51
Forum: Books & Film
Topic: Sweeney Todd
Replies: 25
Views: 9833

haven't caught it... but everyone tells me marla and capt. jack can't sing for shit.
true?
by crotchgrabber
29 Jan 2008, 14:14
Forum: Books & Film
Topic: Modern Library's 100 Best Novels of all Time
Replies: 21
Views: 8950

where did this list come from?
who decided what goes on it?

i mean... no camus? no dostoevsky?
by crotchgrabber
28 Jan 2008, 18:02
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

ChickenMug";p="937012 wrote:i just found a used kleenex in the pocket of my jacket
and it's not mine

:eek:
sneaking my used rags into heathers jacket.
*highlight*
by crotchgrabber
14 Jan 2008, 15:24
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

i seriously gotta get rid of this gas before i go out tonight.
it smells like something crawled up my ass and died.
by crotchgrabber
14 Jan 2008, 14:56
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

i went to costco and got a case of condoms.

you should see this girls abs. and butt.
by crotchgrabber
14 Jan 2008, 14:04
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

going for sushi with a rediculously hot girl tonight.
by crotchgrabber
12 Jan 2008, 15:44
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

both suspected baby mamas had their periods last night.
i celebrated by buying a crate of condems and hitting the bars.
by crotchgrabber
02 Jan 2008, 11:20
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

gigantic balls of fire are shooting out of the heater in my living room every ten minutes!
by crotchgrabber
18 Dec 2007, 11:38
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

today's highlight:

robot porn.
by crotchgrabber
21 Nov 2007, 17:06
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

no... it means jackasses in the army.
sometimes they infest my bar... but not tonight.
by crotchgrabber
21 Nov 2007, 16:30
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

it's not a highlight yet...

BUT

there will be strippers and free food at the bar tonight.
and all the army brats are out of town for the weekend.
by crotchgrabber
07 Nov 2007, 16:45
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

i saw a rape trial this morning.
by crotchgrabber
22 Oct 2007, 15:45
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

i tied a girl down and smacked her around a little bit.
then i had sushi for breakfast.
by crotchgrabber
03 Oct 2007, 11:44
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

not at all.
by crotchgrabber
03 Oct 2007, 11:00
Forum: Miscellany
Topic: highlight of your day?
Replies: 10688
Views: 2833432

someone grabbed my crotch last night.
by crotchgrabber
02 Mar 2007, 10:39
Forum: Music
Topic: New Stuck Song Syndrome Thread Dammit
Replies: 527
Views: 220102

we walk the streets at night we go where eagles dare they pick up every movement they pick up every loser with jaded eyes and features you think they really care? i ain't no goddamn son of a bitch you better think about it baby i ain't no goddamn son of a bitch you better think about it baby, babe a...
by crotchgrabber
01 Mar 2007, 10:47
Forum: Music
Topic: New Stuck Song Syndrome Thread Dammit
Replies: 527
Views: 220102

GUNS of naverone la la la laaa laaaaa la lalala laaaaa la lalala laaaaaa la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *neville babbling* la la la laaa laaaaa la lalala laaaaa la lalala laaaaaa la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Guns of Naverone la la la laaa laaaaa la lalala laaaaa la lalala laaaaaa la la la la laaaaaaaa...
by crotchgrabber
26 Feb 2007, 11:29
Forum: Music
Topic: New Stuck Song Syndrome Thread Dammit
Replies: 527
Views: 220102

I had i dream i was a vigilante sidekick my name is tim im a lesser known character I had a dream i was a vigilante sidekick fighting crime in the streets together Down in Oakland off of west grand, st joseph relief a program A good place were good people get food, help your fellow man is a good thi...
by crotchgrabber
20 Dec 2006, 10:47
Forum: Music
Topic: The Bored As Fuck BF Virtual Record Crate
Replies: 1263
Views: 489540

the other day i remembered what it was like to be 13 and punk rawk in a hillbilly town.

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by crotchgrabber
15 Dec 2006, 11:11
Forum: Music
Topic: The Bored As Fuck BF Virtual Record Crate
Replies: 1263
Views: 489540

i missed this thread.
by crotchgrabber
06 Dec 2006, 11:16
Forum: The Über Groupie Recipe Congregation
Topic: The Wine thread
Replies: 103
Views: 71270

Nam Tsao";p="833688 wrote:Just bought this. Better fucking rawk or else.

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from the notes it sounds like my kind of wine.
by crotchgrabber
15 Nov 2006, 13:00
Forum: The Über Groupie Recipe Congregation
Topic: Your christmas favourite.
Replies: 35
Views: 11089

best winter drink: hot buttered rum.