highlight of your day?

Welcome to nowhere · Post by **Welcome to nowhere** » 14 Jan 2008, 07:58

Ranger Racer:

Take a large shot glass.
Pour in tequila and orange juice.
Take a coffee stirring straw.

As soon as the person starts drinking, keep pouring in more tequila until everything is gone.......heh.

A girl turned 21 at midnight, she was being arrested before 1am. That was a great night.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 14 Jan 2008, 14:04

going for sushi with a rediculously hot girl tonight.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 14 Jan 2008, 14:20

Condoms!

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 14 Jan 2008, 14:56

i went to costco and got a case of condoms.

you should see this girls abs. and butt.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 14 Jan 2008, 15:15

crotchgrabber";p="934463 wrote:i went to costco and got a case of condoms.

you should see this girls abs. and butt.

today's highlight - a matching post and avatar

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 14 Jan 2008, 15:24

i seriously gotta get rid of this gas before i go out tonight.
it smells like something crawled up my ass and died.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 14 Jan 2008, 22:58

whatever you do
don't spray cologne on your asshole
it stings
and the sting lingers

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 14 Jan 2008, 23:13

lingus is correct.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 14 Jan 2008, 23:43

I got the first ipecac toy. heehee.

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » 15 Jan 2008, 05:52

Miss Yvonne";p="934495 wrote:I got the first ipecac toy. heehee.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 15 Jan 2008, 11:05

whatever.

it's cute!

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 15 Jan 2008, 16:20

i woke up to Jeff Buckley's "Lilac Wine" on the radio this morning.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Jan 2008, 17:57

i got a hall-of-fame death stare from one of the higherups here

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 15 Jan 2008, 18:38

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » 15 Jan 2008, 20:42

*eyes burn*

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 16 Jan 2008, 06:48

Got accepted for Certificate III Captive Animals course at Taronga Zoo.
Gonna be a bona fide wild animal looker-afterer.

Been a day of ups and downs really

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 16 Jan 2008, 10:23

I know the rule, but who could resist?

Hitman";p="934636 wrote:*eyebrows burn*

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 16 Jan 2008, 16:42

thats one funky name.

Laflemiko

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 16 Jan 2008, 17:32

Highlight - pi leaving.

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 16 Jan 2008, 21:06

uncooked meat";p="934797 wrote:Highlight - pi leaving.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 16 Jan 2008, 21:56

The Rambam";p="934754 wrote:I know the rule, but who could resist?

dude if you're gonna do it
do it right

it's eyebrow

no s

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 17 Jan 2008, 01:42

Cavalettas

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 17 Jan 2008, 07:33

tomorrow is Friday and it's a short, dossy day with two work celebrations, lunch out, and leaving early to go and see Low (AGAIN) at the SpiegelTent.

Hitman · Post by **Hitman** » 17 Jan 2008, 08:21

Shit band...

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 17 Jan 2008, 08:27