highlight of your day?

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 29 Sep 2007, 20:04

We homeless are ALWAYS rockin out!

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 29 Sep 2007, 20:09

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 29 Sep 2007, 20:48

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 29 Sep 2007, 20:52

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2175991.stm

Took a few years but he got his.

ReverseEngineer · Post by **ReverseEngineer** » 30 Sep 2007, 16:16

Domestic disturbance outside my window.
"Don't fuck with me! You fucked with me already" "I've still got your key, bitch!"

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 03 Oct 2007, 11:00

someone grabbed my crotch last night.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 03 Oct 2007, 11:34

Is your career threatened?

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 03 Oct 2007, 11:44

not at all.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 03 Oct 2007, 12:00

Rick Cave";p="912629 wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2175991.stm

Took a few years but he got his.

His eye looks okay in that picture.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 03 Oct 2007, 22:40

Argggghhhhh!

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 04 Oct 2007, 01:26

robert de niro ?

pi · Post by pi » 04 Oct 2007, 14:10

scariest thing ever happened today: a black man sat next to me in my chem class

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 04 Oct 2007, 14:16

Rick Cave";p="913650 wrote:

Argggghhhhh!

Ed Norton, circa 2029.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 04 Oct 2007, 14:21

Redundant Retard";p="913848 wrote: You're a mean person, and you smoke cock.
Two reasons why I'll never visit you.

if i didn't have a penchant for mah al gore siggie
i might change it to this

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 04 Oct 2007, 15:54

Happy I can make you smile, you evil witch-type female person.

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 06 Oct 2007, 11:51

I just found out that I have a connection with english footballer, Steve McManaman.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 06 Oct 2007, 11:58

The Rambam";p="913857 wrote:
Rick Cave";p="913650 wrote:

Argggghhhhh!
Ed Norton, circa 2029.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 06 Oct 2007, 14:36

Cop uses BB gun to save 'jarhead' skunk
Sat Oct 6, 2007

CARROLLTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. - These are the salad days for one lucky skunk. Officer James Kellett said a skunk whose head was stuck in an empty salad dressing jar wandered into the police station's parking lot Thursday in Carrollton Township, near Saginaw and about 80 miles north of Detroit.

Kellett wanted to serve and protect the white-striped weasel, but wasn't interested in any resistance — spray or otherwise. So he grabbed a BB gun used in hunters' safety courses and shot at the jar from about 40 feet.

The shots cracked and shattered the jar, leaving a glass collar around the skunk's neck. With its head free, the skunk ran off.

"I didn't want to use deadly force, and it is a residential area," Kellett told The Saginaw News. "The way he was when he took off, he was able to eat, breathe and spray — and do anything else skunks like to do."

Kellett didn't get much in the way of gratitude, but he's grateful the skunk didn't spray. And the makers of T. Marzetti's salad dressing are sending the officer coupons good for free dressing as a reward.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 06 Oct 2007, 15:41

always got to think of those skunks.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 07 Oct 2007, 01:21

they are moving out.

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 07 Oct 2007, 11:17

..the homies?

pi · Post by pi » 07 Oct 2007, 11:35

Today's highlight: got up around 9AM to take a piss. I went to the bathroom half-awake and began pissing jovially. Suddenly I felt a slight tickling sensation on my foot and looked down to find a 2 inch roach climbing up my foot, so, in utter fear, I jump and start kicking like a retard without trying to stop to piss. In the end, I got the roach off and pissed on my feet.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 07 Oct 2007, 12:12

®Peanutbutter";p="914786 wrote: ..the homies?

si

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 07 Oct 2007, 13:40

.....lukky you!

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 07 Oct 2007, 14:35