highlight of your day?

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 31 Dec 2007, 22:23

today's highlight: Freshwater Beach, surf well up, bloody hot, water beautiful

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 31 Dec 2007, 22:29

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Fucking Bogans' day out!

Is that your mate you brought to Melbo on the right?

Oh, and Tooheys??

Yep, 'tis him. And yeah, no choice really on the beverage at the time (and I despise the taste of New). My memory then is pretty hazy, but that pic was at the end of the run, I think most of us were refused service at the bottle-o so I'm assuming someone just went in and bought a case... Good times.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 02 Jan 2008, 11:20

gigantic balls of fire are shooting out of the heater in my living room every ten minutes!

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 02 Jan 2008, 14:26

I wish I could find a bigger pic, but:

???

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 02 Jan 2008, 14:27

what about the munsters?

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 02 Jan 2008, 14:28

I should have quoted phil....

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 02 Jan 2008, 14:32

I'm just giving everyone a heads-up....because I know everyone cares so much...

tomorrow my highlight will be my new bed being delivered. after sleeping about 7 years on this broken down, fucked up futon this will be the highlight of all highlights.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 02 Jan 2008, 14:36

You're not throwing out all those blankets I gave you, are you?
I've got a warehouse full if you need replacements.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 02 Jan 2008, 15:34

of course not....

I keep getting this horrible rash though....I'm assuming it's the mattress, and not these wonderful blankets.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 02 Jan 2008, 23:25

Nah, nah. It would be a persistent cough if it was the blan...

Happy New Year, Christian!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 03 Jan 2008, 11:09

‘Hearty eater’ says buffet banned him, relative
Restaurant charged extra for men who made habit of eating costly seafood

HOUMA, La. - A 6-foot-3, 265-pound man says a restaurant overcharged him for his trips to the buffet line, then banned him and a relative because they're hearty eaters. A spokesman for the restaurant denies the claim.

Ricky Labit, a disabled offshore worker, said he had been a regular for eight months at the Manchuria Restaurant in Houma, eating there as often as three times a week.

On his most recent visit, he said, a waitress gave him and his wife's cousin, 44-year-old Michael Borrelli, a bill for $46.40, roughly double the buffet price for two adults.

"She says, 'Y'all fat, and y'all eat too much,'" Labit said.

Labit and Borrelli said they felt discriminated against because of their size. "I was stunned, that somebody would say something like that. I ain't that fat, I only weigh 277," Borrelli said, adding that a waitress told him he looked like he a had a "baby in the belly."

Houma accountant Thomas Campo said the men were charged an extra $10 each on Dec. 21 because they made a habit of dining exclusively on the more expensive seafood dishes, including crab legs and frog legs.

'We don't discriminate'
"We have a lot of big people there," said Campo, who spoke for owner Li Shang, whose English is limited. "We don't discriminate."

Labit denied ever being told he would be asked to pay more than the standard adult price.

The argument grew heated, and police were called.

The police report states, "The incident was settled when the management advised that the bill was a mistake and, to appease Ricky, the meal was complimentary."

Labit said he insisted on paying but was told not to come back. He complained that when seafood on the buffet line runs out, the restaurant only grudgingly cooks more.

Campo said the proprietress tries to reduce waste of quality food, he said.

"Food is for eating, not toys for your child," reads a sign posted on a wall in typewritten text. A handwritten addition reads "Or 20% added."

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 03 Jan 2008, 11:26

ChickenMug";p="932951 wrote:"I was stunned, that somebody would say something like that. I ain't that fat, I only weigh 277," Borrelli said....

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 04 Jan 2008, 14:46

those son of a bitches FORGOT to deliver my bed yesterday.

but I got my delivery charge back, and I'll have it tonight.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 04 Jan 2008, 17:51

by that time it will be a water bed.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 04 Jan 2008, 17:53

if it's not in plastic, I'm gonna be pissed.

they're supposed to take away my other mattress...which I put outside yesterday. it probably weighs about 300 pounds right now.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 04 Jan 2008, 17:57

is it raining over there?

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 04 Jan 2008, 20:21

turrets syndrome guy came here this evening.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 04 Jan 2008, 21:05

Huge surf, Eggs Benedict and an awesome mango smoothie at Bronte Beach this morning

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 05 Jan 2008, 01:06

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 05 Jan 2008, 01:10

Bloomberg couldn't be bothered with growing a beard?!
The man is a billionaire. He could pay some bum to grow it for him.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 10 Jan 2008, 08:40

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexually_active_popes

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 10 Jan 2008, 11:39

guys! I've got the blue junk in my hair right now!!! We'll know in about 20 minutes whether or not my new highlights belong in this thread.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 11 Jan 2008, 16:13

"What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
January 09, 2008

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 12 Jan 2008, 01:10

Just a couple of days ago, this old man that I work with told me a story about a bachelor party he went to where the groom's almost-bride jumped out of the cake. I asked if it was a practical joke. He said it wasn't, and she was keeping her real job a secret and was planning to give up the lifestyle once she was married. But the groom dumped her.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 12 Jan 2008, 15:44

both suspected baby mamas had their periods last night.
i celebrated by buying a crate of condems and hitting the bars.