highlight of your day?

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 13 Feb 2008, 11:00

I don't dare think about what you cook Toby...

but then again, I'm easily frightened and disgraced by ingredients like cucumbers, sausages, carrots, bananans, aspargueses, zucchini and cashew.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 13 Feb 2008, 11:46

disgraced?

Yesterday's highlight-

An elderly woman demonstrated how she could still lift her arms over her head. "I'm 78! I worked as a nurse. My mother told me that you have to keep lifting your arms if you want to be able to use them forever." and she lifted the left arm, then the right, then the left again, "and your legs too!" as she kicked her leg in the air higher than most of my coworkers could have, probably.

And then she walked away saying, "I don't know about my mother's mind though..."

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 13 Feb 2008, 11:52

Miss Yvonne";p="940038 wrote:Yesterday's highlight-

An elderly woman demonstrated how she could still lift her arms over her head. "I'm 78! I worked as a nurse. My mother told me that you have to keep lifting your arms if you want to be able to use them forever." and she lifted the left arm, then the right, then the left again, "and your legs too!" as she kicked her leg in the air higher than most of my coworkers could have, probably.

And then she walked away saying, "I don't know about my mother's mind though..."

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 13 Feb 2008, 12:17

The Rambam";p="940022 wrote:
Thunder Bear";p="940018 wrote:He looks like a nazi in that picture, but dont be afraid... he has a body like Mr Burns.
Are you the Smithers in his life?

Not at all. He's got a girlfriend. Pretty nice one too. But my friend Jose told me that she has fried eggs.

ChickenMug";p="940024 wrote:
Thunder Bear";p="940008 wrote:
Miss Yvonne";p="939765 wrote:It's good to see you wore gloves, Toby.
Oh yes. Hygene is very important to me. I even use those gloves when Im cooking.
i hope you get a new pair before you cook again

LOL, why would I do that? I just wash them like I wash condoms. Same thing, silly.

Redundant Retard";p="940026 wrote:I don't dare think about what you cook Toby...

but then again, I'm easily frightened and disgraced by ingredients like cucumbers, sausages, carrots, bananans, aspargueses, zucchini and cashew.

I dont cock, and you know it.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 13 Feb 2008, 12:21

just

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 13 Feb 2008, 12:24

Huh? Did I say something wrong?

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 13 Feb 2008, 12:27

Cock?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 13 Feb 2008, 12:31

salacious!

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 13 Feb 2008, 12:36

heeheehee

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 13 Feb 2008, 12:36

The energy gum must be kicking in again.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 13 Feb 2008, 12:41

I hope so. I have to be at work in 10 minutes.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 13 Feb 2008, 13:37

I recently found out that all episodes of this gem are available on DVD:

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 13 Feb 2008, 14:00

2 kinds of pie with lunch!!!

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 13 Feb 2008, 14:27

highlight of my YEAR so far:

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 13 Feb 2008, 14:37

I kinda wish I went now....

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 13 Feb 2008, 14:50

i think this was the suit he was wearing for the first set:

and then the lederhosen look for the second set:

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 13 Feb 2008, 16:52

so many kinds of jealousy

luckily i have this

BABY SHAKER · Post by **BABY SHAKER** » 13 Feb 2008, 18:26

Miss Yvonne";p="940038 wrote: An elderly woman demonstrated how she could still lift her arms over her head. "I'm 78! I worked as a nurse. My mother told me that you have to keep lifting your arms if you want to be able to use them forever." and she lifted the left arm, then the right, then the left again, "and your legs too!" as she kicked her leg in the air higher than most of my coworkers could have, probably.

And then she walked away, curled up in a corner, and oh-so politely went home to jesus.

there we go.
highlight noted.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 13 Feb 2008, 18:35

can someone put 'OH NO YOU DIH'INT' on this somewhere?

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 14 Feb 2008, 07:29

Nice combover, Prez.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 14 Feb 2008, 16:39

41°F
Feels like: 32°F

Barometer: 29.9 in
Dewpoint: 31°
Humidity: 67%
Visibility: 10 miles
Wind: 22 mph ESE
Sunrise: 6:34 AM
Sunset: 5:32 PM
UV Index: 1 Low

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 15 Feb 2008, 00:17

I almost got two boys to hug each other at work today. I did get them to look at each other (lovingly) and say "happy valentine's day"

Yesterday's highlight was having a conversation in an empty hallway with my old manager- as we turned the corner, 20 people got to witness me shivering and looking frightened while he barked like a dog. Realizing that this could probably be taken way out of context we smiled and went our separate ways.

Welcome to nowhere · Post by **Welcome to nowhere** » 15 Feb 2008, 12:43

i saw the slowest and funniest university police chase last night in my life.

this cop pulls up outside the ballroom last night where this comedian from national lampoon was having a show and my friend orin and I are trying to get more people to come. We're pretty drunk and everytime somebody walks off and doesn't go inside Orin starts shouting on the top of lungs at the people calling them names and stuff. Anyways I was talking to this girl to try to get her to come see the show and this cop pulls up and was like, "i got a call saying there was a fight going on over here" and i told him ive been out here for half an hour and i haven't seen anything. Anyways he leaves and goes talk to orin and just when i got the girl to go in I turn around and orin starts running away from the cop all drunk and slow and falling over and the cop has a limp leg so he can barely move. gimp vs. drunk.

Orin got away. Orin also hid 36 beers in a trash can and they have since disappeared.

it was just golden...you

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 15 Feb 2008, 12:48

heh... once i saw a cop running towards a huge brawl and he actually had a donut hanging from his mouth.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Feb 2008, 15:00

god i'm bored today