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After I got out of work I caught a tram home. It's only 5 stops home and down hill; it's about a 12 min stumble too far by the time I get out of there anywhere between 11pm and midnight and can no longer utter the phrase "would you mind holding a moment?". Got off the tram, and as typical even when traffic is non existent and the lights rotate from red to green every 30 seconds, some cunts decided to actually stop (from a fairly high speed) at about where my person was. I gave my token 'evil stare' for those of their ilk into the vicinity of their windscreen, and as I landed on the curb that was the focus of what became my 10 second ordeal, I saw the driver's [who I assume, girlfriend] smile and flip me off. A fitting end to a day full of Natalie Imbroglio .
'the fuck did I do?
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another "I feel two kilos lighter!" foot long

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i just felt the need to show y'all the kind of crap CDs that get entered into my inventory every day :lol:

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Awesome job, Brett! :)
Hopefully I'll be able to say the same at the end of the year....
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NgratilatipnsCONgratulations, Brad!

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I didn't spit in my boss' face.
I even enjoyed our conversation. :wink:
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I just got a call on my cell phone...
it was a political ad telling me about how California is in the shitter (REALLY???) and that Congressman Duncun Hunter is MISSING IN ACTION...and that I need to call his office to get him to step up and help california.
then they hung up....BUT NEVER GAVE ME THE PHONE NUMBER TO CALL DUNCUN HUNTER!!!
:lol: What the fuck they suck at getting people to do anything if they're not gonna atleast give a number to call.

:| and yes it's said that THIS is my highlight for the day...so far
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I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good times...
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someone's wearing panties
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new bench press personal record 8)
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a porsche?
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275 x 7
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Ruby Juice wrote:I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good times...


:o WOW where do i sign up for this??? i wish i got my period once in awhile
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drink alot of gin and take a handful barbiturates, everyday
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ok sounds like a plan
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NINFNM wrote:
Ruby Juice wrote:I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good times...


:o WOW where do i sign up for this??? i wish i got my period once in awhile
what kinda BC are y'all on that you don't?!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: BIRTH CONTROL????? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh I'm not on any because my boyfriend is.......he got snipped before he met me.
sooooo no kiddies for me :(
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think of all the money you're saving!
and you still don't get periods?
nice
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ChickenMug wrote:think of all the money you're saving!
and you still don't get periods?
nice

oh no i do get my period once a month...that's why i wanted to sign up for shaina's plan of getting one just once in ahwile......i must have typed that wrong :(

if we had to use condoms...i'd make him buy them...if he wants some he's gonna pay for it one way or another :lol:
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i bet he does
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(lingus) wrote:i bet he does

right now he doesn't pay for shit. :mad:
but he'll be out of debt by august...so now HE can pay for everything for the next 4 fucking years :curse:
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how is he paying for beer?
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so, what you're saying is he's gonna dump you in august?
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two highlights:
1. almost started a fire in the toaster oven the coffee room. there was lots of smoke.
2. i will thoroughly enjoy the nap i'll be taking after i get home from work.
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