highlight of your day?
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Re: highlight of your day?
After I got out of work I caught a tram home. It's only 5 stops home and down hill; it's about a 12 min stumble too far by the time I get out of there anywhere between 11pm and midnight and can no longer utter the phrase "would you mind holding a moment?". Got off the tram, and as typical even when traffic is non existent and the lights rotate from red to green every 30 seconds, some cunts decided to actually stop (from a fairly high speed) at about where my person was. I gave my token 'evil stare' for those of their ilk into the vicinity of their windscreen, and as I landed on the curb that was the focus of what became my 10 second ordeal, I saw the driver's [who I assume, girlfriend] smile and flip me off. A fitting end to a day full of Natalie Imbroglio .
'the fuck did I do?
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Re: highlight of your day?
another "I feel two kilos lighter!" foot long

Razor wrote:Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
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Re: highlight of your day?
i just felt the need to show y'all the kind of crap CDs that get entered into my inventory every day


Rick Cave";p="892315 wrote:I still look like a complete twat, Yumiko.
So take that.
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Awesome job, Brett!uncooked meat wrote:Passed uni. I think I'll finally fucking graduate...
Hopefully I'll be able to say the same at the end of the year....
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NgratilatipnsCONgratulations, Brad!
And
And
General Tso s Chicken wrote:how where the mrs. puals crates today , cold ?
Re: highlight of your day?
I didn't spit in my boss' face.
I even enjoyed our conversation.
I even enjoyed our conversation.
Depressed beyond tablets
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I just got a call on my cell phone...
it was a political ad telling me about how California is in the shitter (REALLY???) and that Congressman Duncun Hunter is MISSING IN ACTION...and that I need to call his office to get him to step up and help california.
then they hung up....BUT NEVER GAVE ME THE PHONE NUMBER TO CALL DUNCUN HUNTER!!!
What the fuck they suck at getting people to do anything if they're not gonna atleast give a number to call.
and yes it's said that THIS is my highlight for the day...so far
it was a political ad telling me about how California is in the shitter (REALLY???) and that Congressman Duncun Hunter is MISSING IN ACTION...and that I need to call his office to get him to step up and help california.
then they hung up....BUT NEVER GAVE ME THE PHONE NUMBER TO CALL DUNCUN HUNTER!!!
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I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good times...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good times...
Miss Yvonne";p="973758 wrote:
I'm not chinese, but I can't read most of this thread!
Re: highlight of your day?
someone's wearing panties
finally
finally
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Re: highlight of your day?
new bench press personal record 
György Ligeti
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May 28, 1923 - June 12, 2006
Re: highlight of your day?
a porsche?
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Ruby Juice wrote:I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good times...
Re: highlight of your day?
drink alot of gin and take a handful barbiturates, everyday
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what kinda BC are y'all on that you don't?!NINFNM wrote:Ruby Juice wrote:I just started my first period in a year...
Soooo.... I'm not pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good times...
WOW where do i sign up for this??? i wish i got my period once in awhile

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Oh I'm not on any because my boyfriend is.......he got snipped before he met me.
sooooo no kiddies for me
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Re: highlight of your day?
think of all the money you're saving!
and you still don't get periods?
nice
and you still don't get periods?
nice

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Re: highlight of your day?
ChickenMug wrote:think of all the money you're saving!
and you still don't get periods?
nice
oh no i do get my period once a month...that's why i wanted to sign up for shaina's plan of getting one just once in ahwile......i must have typed that wrong
if we had to use condoms...i'd make him buy them...if he wants some he's gonna pay for it one way or another
Re: highlight of your day?
i bet he does
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Re: highlight of your day?
(lingus) wrote:i bet he does
right now he doesn't pay for shit.
but he'll be out of debt by august...so now HE can pay for everything for the next 4 fucking years
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Re: highlight of your day?
how is he paying for beer?
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Re: highlight of your day?
so, what you're saying is he's gonna dump you in august?
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Re: highlight of your day?
two highlights:
1. almost started a fire in the toaster oven the coffee room. there was lots of smoke.
2. i will thoroughly enjoy the nap i'll be taking after i get home from work.
1. almost started a fire in the toaster oven the coffee room. there was lots of smoke.
2. i will thoroughly enjoy the nap i'll be taking after i get home from work.
György Ligeti
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May 28, 1923 - June 12, 2006