Film & books
Moderators: Eviltoastman , Don Eduardo , Rick Cave , judasmuppet
Don Eduardo
OMG WTF
Posts: 4306 Joined: 05 Oct 2003, 22:13
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: Diarrhea Mexicana
Post
by Don Eduardo » 02 Jan 2009, 00:35
This thread will probably be dead by the time the film actually comes out, so maybe just consider this a heads-up for what will in all likelihood be the greatest movie ever made.
Director: Sylvester Stallone
Writer: Sylvester Stallone (screenplay)
Cast:
Jason Statham - Lee Christmas
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross
Jet Li - Kong Kao
Dolph Lundgren
Forest Whitaker - Agent Will Sands
Randy Couture
Both Jean Claude Van Damme and Wesley Snipes rejected roles as well. IDIOTS.
No reports yet as to whether Steven Seagal is billed with a major role but dies within five minutes.
Grotocult
cute as a crackbaby
Posts: 11524 Joined: 11 Feb 2004, 19:15
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: I live in Canada now.
Contact:
Post
by Grotocult » 03 Jan 2009, 03:23
This is going to be fabulous!
joey5001
i <3 goatovaries
Posts: 2234 Joined: 25 Feb 2005, 12:32
Post
by joey5001 » 03 Jan 2009, 20:03
I'm over this like a rash.
Nearl: Where's Babar?
X-tacle: He's in the shower.
Nearl: No he's not! Elephants take showers with their noses!
Don Eduardo
OMG WTF
Posts: 4306 Joined: 05 Oct 2003, 22:13
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: Diarrhea Mexicana
Post
by Don Eduardo » 03 Jan 2009, 21:25
This is a word by word transcript of the final, climactic battle scene.
''THE BATTLE IS ON!! WHAT ENSUES IS A REMARKABLY SAVAGE EBB AND FLOW BATTLE. TO DESCRIBE THE ACTION DESIGNED FOR THIS SCENE WOULD TAKE MANY PAGES, SO TRUST ME, IT'LL BE LIKE NOTHING SEEN BEFORE.''
Mary Hinge
3% gay
Posts: 9797 Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: In a pile of zoo poo
Post
by Mary Hinge » 03 Jan 2009, 21:41
Is your avatar part of that a scene?
Razor wrote: Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
Rado
OMG WTF
Posts: 4298 Joined: 10 Jan 2004, 04:45
Missin' Jimmy level: 90
Location: Australia
Post
by Rado » 04 Jan 2009, 03:42
I seriously can't wait for this.
Dolph needs to break some necks.
(lingus)";p="997234 wrote: there's enough there for me,
step aside boob glutton
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
Posts: 12940 Joined: 25 Feb 2004, 22:01
Missin' Jimmy level: 16
Post
by Liingus » 04 Jan 2009, 18:52
erutlucorgga";p="1001586 wrote: Sounds like what the Watchmen could have been if it wasn't destined to be the crap it was always going to be
fuck you
have some faith in zack snyder
he hasn't steered wrong yet
The Rambam
a lustrous shine
Posts: 5898 Joined: 29 Sep 2005, 11:03
Favorite Books: Foucault's Pendulum - Umberto Eco The Dune Chronicles - Frank Herbert
Favorite Films: The Shawshank Redemption The Godfather (Parts 1 & 2) The Big Lebowski Brazil Unforgiven Conspiracy
Favorite TV: The Wire Deadwood Rome 30 Rock Batman: The Brave and the Bold Justice League/Justice League Unlimited Invader ZIM
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: Vatican City State (Holy See)
Post
by The Rambam » 04 Jan 2009, 22:56
Didn't you see 300?
"Well, they finally did it: They killed my fucking car."
Busta
cute as a crackbaby
Posts: 10629 Joined: 23 Sep 2003, 20:27
Missin' Jimmy level: 5
Location: St Kilda
Contact:
Post
by Busta » 13 Jan 2009, 21:31
Mickey Rourke looks set to star in this, too..
Eviltoastman wrote: Tofu is made from satan's cum and lego.
Mary Hinge
3% gay
Posts: 9797 Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: In a pile of zoo poo
Post
by Mary Hinge » 13 Jan 2009, 21:55
The Rambam";p="1001783 wrote: Didn't you see 300?
Razor wrote: Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
Posts: 12940 Joined: 25 Feb 2004, 22:01
Missin' Jimmy level: 16
Post
by Liingus » 13 Jan 2009, 22:14
what's the beef with 300?
awesome effects/green screen work
Mary Hinge
3% gay
Posts: 9797 Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: In a pile of zoo poo
Post
by Mary Hinge » 13 Jan 2009, 22:57
it's fucking dung?
Razor wrote: Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
Rado
OMG WTF
Posts: 4298 Joined: 10 Jan 2004, 04:45
Missin' Jimmy level: 90
Location: Australia
Post
by Rado » 13 Jan 2009, 23:00
I haven't seen it yet.
(lingus)";p="997234 wrote: there's enough there for me,
step aside boob glutton
Mary Hinge
3% gay
Posts: 9797 Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: In a pile of zoo poo
Post
by Mary Hinge » 13 Jan 2009, 23:16
Watch four episodes of 'Are You being Served' instead
Razor wrote: Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
Posts: 12940 Joined: 25 Feb 2004, 22:01
Missin' Jimmy level: 16
Post
by Liingus » 14 Jan 2009, 00:22
Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote: it's fucking dung?
dead wrong
ground breaking cgi
lots of violence
stays true to the graphic novel it's based on
what did you expect when u saw it?
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
Posts: 12940 Joined: 25 Feb 2004, 22:01
Missin' Jimmy level: 16
Post
by Liingus » 14 Jan 2009, 01:00
what next, mary?
you don't like old schwazzeneggar movies?
Rado
OMG WTF
Posts: 4298 Joined: 10 Jan 2004, 04:45
Missin' Jimmy level: 90
Location: Australia
Post
by Rado » 14 Jan 2009, 01:37
(lingus)";p="1003639 wrote: Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote: it's fucking dung?
lots of violence
Sold.
(lingus)";p="997234 wrote: there's enough there for me,
step aside boob glutton
Rado
OMG WTF
Posts: 4298 Joined: 10 Jan 2004, 04:45
Missin' Jimmy level: 90
Location: Australia
Post
by Rado » 14 Jan 2009, 01:38
(lingus)";p="1003642 wrote: what next, mary?
you don't like old schwazzeneggar movies?
It's mind boggling to imagine someone not liking Schwazzeneggar movies.
(lingus)";p="997234 wrote: there's enough there for me,
step aside boob glutton
Mary Hinge
3% gay
Posts: 9797 Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: In a pile of zoo poo
Post
by Mary Hinge » 14 Jan 2009, 05:49
(lingus)";p="1003639 wrote: Mary Hinge";p="1003624 wrote: it's fucking dung?
dead wrong
ground breaking cgi
lots of violence
stays true to the graphic novel it's based on
what did you expect when u saw it?
300 has been done to death here, blingles
viewtopic.php?t=43541
as for not liking Arnie, step outside and feel the raw power of my dry slap, fool.
Razor wrote: Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
Rado
OMG WTF
Posts: 4298 Joined: 10 Jan 2004, 04:45
Missin' Jimmy level: 90
Location: Australia
Post
by Rado » 14 Jan 2009, 06:17
So you liked it or?
(lingus)";p="997234 wrote: there's enough there for me,
step aside boob glutton
Liingus
cute as a crackbaby
Posts: 12940 Joined: 25 Feb 2004, 22:01
Missin' Jimmy level: 16
Post
by Liingus » 14 Jan 2009, 06:57
watch it like you would any old arnold or sylvester movie, dude.
i guess the haters thought they were gonna see some oscar nominated film when they sat down to see it.
Mary Hinge
3% gay
Posts: 9797 Joined: 01 Jan 2006, 05:56
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: In a pile of zoo poo
Post
by Mary Hinge » 14 Jan 2009, 07:11
I went in with no particular expectations, I rarely do.
anyway....I would like to see the Expendables.
Razor wrote: Neighbours are outside arguing..."you fucking fuck fuck stupid dumbfuck fucker fuck".
This sounds like you guys.
Grotocult
cute as a crackbaby
Posts: 11524 Joined: 11 Feb 2004, 19:15
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: I live in Canada now.
Contact:
Post
by Grotocult » 14 Jan 2009, 12:21
Damn I thought this thread was about
Don Eduardo
OMG WTF
Posts: 4306 Joined: 05 Oct 2003, 22:13
Missin' Jimmy level: 0
Location: Diarrhea Mexicana
Post
by Don Eduardo » 15 Feb 2009, 01:32
Latest rumours are Christian Slater, Sandra Bullock and Ben Kingsley. This is getting more viral hype than Snakes On A Plane .
The guy with the hat from Dexter who can't pronounce his "R"s is also in.