300; The (not sticky) unintentional sock-full-of-piss thread

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 23 Apr 2007, 07:12

Apart from being visually stunning, that's all I have to say.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 23 Apr 2007, 11:51

it made me want to do situps in front of my theater seat

Thunder Beer · Post by **Thunder Beer** » 23 Apr 2007, 17:34

Iam with Mary on this one, except I dont want to sleep with those warriors.

[Viperfish] · Post by **[Viperfish]** » 25 Apr 2007, 02:46

Could've been a great silent film.

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 25 Apr 2007, 02:46

Very silly film.

Don Eduardo · Post by **Don Eduardo** » 25 Apr 2007, 05:33

At least we got the spam pictures in our emails. That's a pro.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 25 Apr 2007, 05:38

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 25 Apr 2007, 05:47

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 25 Apr 2007, 09:06

Did all Spartans have Scottish/Australian accents?

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 25 Apr 2007, 11:13

My mom probably used this movie like porn.
She's so into this shit.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 25 Apr 2007, 12:28

"Do you guys have Spartucus?"

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 25 Apr 2007, 18:05

Yep.

This movie is almost half as geigh as Mr John

Don Eduardo · Post by **Don Eduardo** » 26 Apr 2007, 02:34

Mary Hinge";p="868570 wrote:

There's a caption thread in that one.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 26 Apr 2007, 02:42

yeah like, hah ha...Mary paid ten buck to see this pile of geigh drivel

[Viperfish] · Post by **[Viperfish]** » 26 Apr 2007, 02:45

^ $15

Don Eduardo · Post by **Don Eduardo** » 26 Apr 2007, 02:46

It basically consists of two lines of dialogue, right?

Because I've seen them already.

[Viperfish] · Post by **[Viperfish]** » 26 Apr 2007, 02:53

Someone actually says "Freedom isn't free."

Was that one of them, Ed?

Don Eduardo · Post by **Don Eduardo** » 26 Apr 2007, 02:58

"It's got to be a do-or-die effort. It's got to be a determined effort. You've got to show me all the guts and determination you've got in your body. You've got to inspire me with this last quarter finish. You've been in front all day and you've got to stay there."

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 26 Apr 2007, 03:02

Heh.

I'm going to pay twice as much to travel on a bus to see Sunshine instead of watch 300 at the local.

Surely a better choice?

Don Eduardo · Post by **Don Eduardo** » 26 Apr 2007, 03:04

I want to see Sunshine. Is there a Cillian Murphy thread yet?

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 26 Apr 2007, 03:05

I think I did make one.

ReverseEngineer · Post by **ReverseEngineer** » 26 Apr 2007, 15:39

Don Eduardo";p="869004 wrote:"It's got to be a do-or-die effort. It's got to be a determined effort. You've got to show me all the guts and determination you've got in your body. You've got to inspire me with this last quarter finish. You've been in front all day and you've got to stay there."

you're forgetting "THIS! IS! SPARTA!"

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 26 Apr 2007, 21:24

"Eat a hearty breakfast my men, for tonight we dine in HELL!!"

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 26 Apr 2007, 22:55

Fucking awful movie about one of history's most incredible battles.

I felt violated and shamed for having downloaded it illegally.

All that "freedom" shit made my gorge rise, as did the atrocious CGI.

Boogeyman had better CGI.

[Viperfish] · Post by **[Viperfish]** » 26 Apr 2007, 23:21

Space Mongoloids!!!";p="869332 wrote:All that "freedom" shit made my gorge rise

Absolutely.

Going in, I thought I'd laugh off the few people calling this a Right Wing love-fest.

Coming out I thought the film got off really lightly.