
One of the funniest movies I've seen in forevah...
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was it "a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments" (R. Ebert)?Mr John wrote:I saw Transformers 2 today.
Jeff's friend with tourette's wrote:"I'm sorry you're crying! You're ugly and that's why your boyfriend doesn't love you!"
Any chance of this being downloadable through torrent?stripperm(0)(o)m wrote:
One of the funniest movies I've seen in forevah...
Yeah.ReverseEngineer wrote:was it "a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments" (R. Ebert)?Mr John wrote:I saw Transformers 2 today.
Jeff's friend with tourette's wrote:"I'm sorry you're crying! You're ugly and that's why your boyfriend doesn't love you!"

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a brief summary of transformers written by me:Mr John wrote:Yeah.ReverseEngineer wrote:was it "a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments" (R. Ebert)?Mr John wrote:I saw Transformers 2 today.
Just all kinds of dumb. I appreciate the work gone in to the set pieces and visuals from an aesthetic POV but the story-telling and characterisation was shoddy.
I give up on Michael Bay as a film maker. I rarely say that about anyone from popular culture, I give everything a chance and find amusement in a variety of produce, much to my own detriment, unfortunately. But as time goes on, I am learning to stay with favourites.
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*waits for redbox release*crotchgrabber wrote:i didn't pay for it.
but i have to admit, i was morbidly curious. i wanted to know how bad it could be.
one thing that really bothered me (besides the blaxploitation bots, the mindless plot, that doofy kid saving the world, the poor dialogue, the horrid jokes, the deep meaningful destiny bullshit, the comic relief charecters, etc.) was the unltra high-def, slo-mo shots of megan fox where you can see every skin cell and hair follicle. i'm sorry, but tits just don't look good swinging from side to side with that much detail in slow motion.
Jeff's friend with tourette's wrote:"I'm sorry you're crying! You're ugly and that's why your boyfriend doesn't love you!"
Sometimes these films work well (Dark Knight),The Rambam wrote:I can't believe there was the slightest doubt in any of your minds
that Transformers was going to suck big hairy balls before plunking
down hard cash to see it. Now you've just helped encourage these
assholes to keep going with the franchise.