highlight of your day?

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 15 Oct 2008, 18:58

You just smeared shit all over my heart warming picture

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:02

there is no feces in my nethers!

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:10

Rado";p="988192 wrote:You just smeared shit all over my heart warming picture

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:25

gave myself a haircut in the mirror today
think i may never let another person cut my hair
ever

so i'm saving alot of money over the rest of my life

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:28

i came to that same conclusion many moons ago

i just stopped cutting my hair

going on 4 years now

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:30

you know, it would have much more volume
if you'd clip a couple inches off

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:30

youll be the first to know when thats important to me

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:31

I haven't paid to have my hair cut in about 20 years, unless you count the $20 every 3 or 4 years for new clippers.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:32

will you just let me trim it then?
i'll be gentle

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:33

but have you ever tried scissor cutting your hair
the top part?

i did and i don't look too retarded
the sides i clipped

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:35

(lingus)";p="988209 wrote:but have you ever tried scissor cutting your hair
the top part?

i did and i don't look too retarded
the sides i clipped

i did when i was 3 or so
not a good idea

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:35

see, i can't just let it grow, touchy
the women give me too many compliments when i'm clean cut

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:39

(lingus)";p="988209 wrote:but have you ever tried scissor cutting your hair
the top part?

i did and i don't look too retarded
the sides i clipped

yeah...but I never do a great job. difference is, I kinda like the tard look....makes people underestimate you.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:39

ChickenMug";p="988208 wrote:will you just let me trim it then?
i'll be gentle

knock yourself out

but i will pay you nothing

(lingus)";p="988209 wrote:but have you ever tried scissor cutting your hair
the top part?

i did and i don't look too retarded
the sides i clipped

youre just lucky the 'ryan seacrest' is still in fashion

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:43

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:46

touchy feely";p="988214 wrote: youre just lucky the 'ryan seacrest' is still in fashion

damn

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:48

dawson just gave me permission to cut his hair!
i WILL cash in on this
mark my words

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 15 Oct 2008, 19:50

here's a guide

gel cacepi · Post by **gel cacepi** » 15 Oct 2008, 20:16

YOU are the highlight of my day today!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Oct 2008, 21:03

dawson
your wish is my command

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 15 Oct 2008, 21:22

wines with 15% alcohol by volume

i'm gonna drink till i can't see straight!

hassidic bacon · Post by **hassidic bacon** » 15 Oct 2008, 21:33

ChickenMug";p="988259 wrote:wines with 15% alcohol by volume

i'm gonna drink till i can't see straight!

Drinken Infidel Zionist!! You laugh at the drunken state..It is not pure

You should try the Cisco..or the Thunderbird..maybe more your speed or gatorade with voddi-ka

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 15 Oct 2008, 23:09

The Amazing Gift of Woo Lai Wah

"With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world."

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 16 Oct 2008, 13:36

i was just thinking about the time
when my friend and i dressed up all professional
and spent the day walking around the courthouse and other downtown hotspots
screaming into our phones 'buy! buy!' 'SELL!' 'tell tokyo the merger is contigent upon the aforementioned requisites'

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 16 Oct 2008, 14:04

that is gold