highlight of your day?

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:13

Stone Gossard";p="984291 wrote:Most nights I lie on my arm until it goes to sleep. Then I yank off my tiny penis with the dead arm whilst dreaming of Mr John. Tonight it took me a whole 8 seconds!

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:13

What in fucks name?!

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:16

*awaits Stone's snappy comeback*

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:18

Mary Hinge";p="984293 wrote:
Stone Gossard";p="984291 wrote:Most nights I lie on my arm until it goes to sleep. Then I yank off my tiny penis with the dead arm whilst dreaming of Mr John. Tonight it took me a whole 8 seconds!

Pablo4 · Post by **Pablo4** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:29

Mary Hinge";p="984293 wrote: I'm a dirty cunt with a bad case of herpes & gonorrhea. Plus I got Chlamydia from two guys last night. Also my avatar sucks ass. That's probably where I got all those STD's. Don't you love my toliet?

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:31

Don't you love my toilet?!

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:32

C'mon people, it's not a complicated funciton to use...

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:34

what did Brett say??

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:35

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:36

Rado";p="984302 wrote:Don't you love my toilet?!

It's...

.killing...

.me.....

Pablo4 · Post by **Pablo4** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:39

Fuckin DIRTY ASS CUNT WITH 3 STD'S!!!

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:43

You sure showed her, ace.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 30 Sep 2008, 07:45

Stone Gossard";p="984307 wrote:*beats off to Project Runway*

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 30 Sep 2008, 08:35

The Rambam";p="984308 wrote:You sure showed her, ace.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 30 Sep 2008, 16:50

patron busted for watching porn.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 30 Sep 2008, 21:55

Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It

NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it.

"I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it," read a statement released by the band's lead singer, Dee Snider. "To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all."

Bassist Mark "the Animal" Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 30 Sep 2008, 23:20

Shia LaBeouf got injured today while on the set for transformers 2 and my uncle is treating his injuries.

says he was all bloody.

Rado · Post by **Rado** » 30 Sep 2008, 23:40

I'd imagine Shia LaBeouf would be a demanding little prick.

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 01 Oct 2008, 11:55

who the hell is Shia Labeouf?......does she have big tits?

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 01 Oct 2008, 12:07

got my tire fixed and it didnt cost me anything.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 01 Oct 2008, 12:09

http://i34.tinypic.com/qsr4ae.jpg

DAWSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 Oct 2008, 12:45

ChickenMug";p="984572 wrote:http://i34.tinypic.com/qsr4ae.jpg

DAWSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

my reaction as it slowly loaded:

PattonBordin · Post by **PattonBordin** » 01 Oct 2008, 12:48

Smokers buying cigarettes will from Wednesday be confronted with a series of gruesome images printed on the packets showing how tobacco damages health.
The pictures, which show cancerous lungs and throats as well as rotting teeth, replace written warnings such as "Smoking clogs the arteries and causes heart attacks and strokes" or "Smoking can cause a slow and painful death" which currently greet going to light up.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 01 Oct 2008, 13:35

they cant afford to lose $ especially these days.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 01 Oct 2008, 13:55

touchy feely";p="984582 wrote:
ChickenMug";p="984572 wrote:http://i34.tinypic.com/qsr4ae.jpg

DAWSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
my reaction as it slowly loaded: