highlight of your day?

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 27 Feb 2008, 01:04

your new avatar:

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 27 Feb 2008, 01:07

unless you want to use this instead:

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 27 Feb 2008, 01:08

Clinton supporter stabs Barack backer
February 26, 2008

Pennsylvania-The US presidential race has become a blood sport, with a family feud over which Democratic candidate was the best person for the job spilling over into a full-blown fight, with punches thrown and a man stabbed.

The incident took place last week, when Jose Antonio Ortiz began arguing with his brother-in-law Sean Shurelds about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, US website The Smoking Gun has reported.

Mr Ortiz, 28 is a Clinton supporter. Mr Shurelds, 41, is an Obama man.

The argument began when Mr Shurelds looked Mr Ortiz in the eye and said that Senator Obama was "trashing" the former first lady, in a reference to the 11 straight nominating victories he has had since Super Tuesday.

Mr Ortiz fired back with the following comeback: "Obama is not a realist".

The comments apparently enraged each man so much that push came to shove, which then escalated into a full-blown fight - even including a choke-hold.

Since the argument was taking place in the kitchen, knives were close at hand and during the melee Mr Shurelds was stabbed in the stomach.

Mr Ortiz has been charged with aggravated assault by Pennsylvania police. Mr Shurelds was taken to hospital in a critical condition.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 27 Feb 2008, 01:09

move over lo pan.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Feb 2008, 12:56

some old man is sitting back here eating our girl scout cookies

i don't think he's even a patient of ours

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 27 Feb 2008, 15:07

puppy";p="942061 wrote:
puppy";p="940551 wrote:i get to show stuff in a gallery next month!
i take that back.

otay, the plan's back on for May!!!1

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 28 Feb 2008, 01:06

haha, the karate kid is on amc..

"your the best, around"....

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 28 Feb 2008, 05:12

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 02 Mar 2008, 00:39

TIGER, UPPERCUT!

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 02 Mar 2008, 01:59

I got my new car and nobody smashed it up on the way home!

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 02 Mar 2008, 02:28

I'm gonna key my name in your passenger side door.....which will actually be the driver's side, because your cars are all fucked up backwards....but just know, it's out of love.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 02 Mar 2008, 02:59

Look - I posted the cash to Yumiko - okay??

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 02 Mar 2008, 20:28

file this under
things i've been waiting mah entire LIFE for!!!!

Tim Allen Directing First Movie

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - After years of mugging for the camera, sitcom veteran Tim Allen finally is sitting in the feature director's chair.

Allen will direct, as well as star in, "Crazy on the Outside," an indie comedy about an ex-con who finds life beyond bars is much more challenging, especially once he enters his sister's world. Ray Liotta, Carrie-Anne Moss, Julie Bowen and Kelsey Grammer are in negotiations to round out the cast.

Allen's directing experience to date is one episode of "Home Improvement," which ran on ABC from 1991 to 1999.

Last in theaters with the hit "Wild Hogs," Allen next will be seen in "Redbelt," which opens April 25.

Reuters/Hollywood Reporter

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 04 Mar 2008, 04:53

tickling a platypus

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Mar 2008, 09:44

those people who drank the chocolate truffle coffee
are now having big squirts in the bathroom

suckers

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 07 Mar 2008, 10:55

puppy";p="942871 wrote:

AWESOME! Mark Ryden owns!

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 07 Mar 2008, 14:49

the second highlight of my YEAR came and went yesterday

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 07 Mar 2008, 14:51

hes gonna go down

.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 08 Mar 2008, 22:50

drinking a homebrew made of whiskey and vanilla bean

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 08 Mar 2008, 23:42

nah
carbon monoxide poisoning

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 10 Mar 2008, 17:43

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XppGj2XM14

and

http://www1.nrk.no/nett-tv/klipp/312446

The last one beats the crap out of Will MSith.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 10 Mar 2008, 18:42

this wine goblet is the size of mah head!

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 10 Mar 2008, 19:43

This timble is the size of mine!

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 10 Mar 2008, 22:07

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 11 Mar 2008, 13:01

i like whiskey, bronze sailboats and drunk mod girls.