highlight of your day?

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 26 Jan 2008, 15:42

tiger woods' goofyass striped purple tshirt

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 26 Jan 2008, 16:37

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 26 Jan 2008, 16:50

That position always seems like a spur of the moment, great idea

Until your hard on accidently gets bent down to your asshole

Welcome to nowhere · Post by **Welcome to nowhere** » 26 Jan 2008, 18:18

HALE-BOPP";p="936733 wrote:That position always seems like a spur of the moment, great idea

Until your hard on accidently gets bent down to your asshole

it hurts girls to have sex on top while facing you
but if she looks away, niceeeee, niceeeeeeeee

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 26 Jan 2008, 18:48

You guys must be doing things wrong, eh?

BABY SHAKER · Post by **BABY SHAKER** » 26 Jan 2008, 19:04

Welcome to nowhere";p="936746 wrote: it hurts girls to have sex on top while facing you

how would you know?
do you follow alfred?

Welcome to nowhere · Post by **Welcome to nowhere** » 26 Jan 2008, 22:06

its just anatomy
unless you have a wierd crooked cock

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 27 Jan 2008, 00:14

This fact is so shocking that I've forgotten my highlight.

I think it had something to do with cookies.

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 27 Jan 2008, 20:04

Mary Hinge";p="935497 wrote:great shag.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jan 2008, 20:10

pics of your new haircut then

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 28 Jan 2008, 00:17

Chauncey · Post by **Chauncey** » 28 Jan 2008, 03:04

Welcome to nowhere";p="936746 wrote:
it hurts girls to have sex on top while facing you

so not true. your lover might have PID if being on top hurts. tell her it may be a good idea to get a pelvic exam.

Chauncey · Post by **Chauncey** » 28 Jan 2008, 03:09

an all clear after her pelvic exam may even turn out to be the highlight of her day

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Jan 2008, 09:39

or maybe his penuckle is just too massive

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 28 Jan 2008, 16:52

even when my customers get their items damaged in shipment, they still leave me glowing reviews.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 28 Jan 2008, 18:02

ChickenMug";p="937012 wrote:i just found a used kleenex in the pocket of my jacket
and it's not mine

sneaking my used rags into heathers jacket.
*highlight*

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Jan 2008, 18:28

dammit!
i gotta watch out for busta
and now you TOO?!

::removes "cum rag receptacle" sign from back::

NO MORE!

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 28 Jan 2008, 18:32

ChickenMug";p="937016 wrote:dammit!
i gotta watch out for busta
and now you TOO?!

::removes "cum rag receptacle" sign from back::

NO MORE!

Heather, i've never actually STOLEN any of your personal lady items..

Just borrowed...

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Jan 2008, 18:34

and returned miterated upon

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 28 Jan 2008, 18:42

which, since we're being honest here, really rubs me the wrong way

slight pun intended

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 28 Jan 2008, 20:59

i found my id/atm card.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 29 Jan 2008, 00:33

the new Be Kind Rewind trailer.

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 29 Jan 2008, 03:45

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 29 Jan 2008, 04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrbMPLX9cE4

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 29 Jan 2008, 08:19

ChickenMug";p="937019 wrote:and returned miterated upon

Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here, uh, you know....