highlight of your day?

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 08 Nov 2007, 23:29

Ive been in bed for 19 hours. Just interrupted by a couple of food breaks.

I feel like Yoko Ono.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 08 Nov 2007, 23:55

talentless & ugly?

Crisp Surplus · Post by **Crisp Surplus** » 08 Nov 2007, 23:58

Like your bird? (Woman, fucksake etc.)

Sorry, nasty but had to be said.

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 09 Nov 2007, 00:18

SHARPPIE";p="923759 wrote:talentless & ugly?

Right now, yes.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 09 Nov 2007, 12:09

Vinter.

As in: It's snowing in Bergen (will turn to rain in a couple of hours I guess, but still).

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 09 Nov 2007, 13:36

I'm not sure if one could call it snow anymore. It's too wet. You can have it though.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 09 Nov 2007, 14:22

you should want a brain, you dumb fuck.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 09 Nov 2007, 14:41

lips soo big that shes having a hard time to speak.

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 09 Nov 2007, 19:13

the undertaker has just entered.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 09 Nov 2007, 19:16

A double deuce of Arrogant Bastard Ale.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 09 Nov 2007, 19:47

Oh and when I sat down at my computer I found something on the keyboard. A coupon for $100 off any purchase of $500 or more at Bailey Banks & Biddle.

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 10 Nov 2007, 04:19

woke up to a handjob

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 10 Nov 2007, 11:47

Thunder Bear";p="924114 wrote:woke up to a handjob

me too!

if by handjob you mean a 90 pound black lab licking your face
whining to go outside at 6:45am

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 10 Nov 2007, 12:00

Not at all. I woke up with someones hand on my penis.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 10 Nov 2007, 12:37

Did it cost you 29$ ?

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 10 Nov 2007, 12:47

Kind of...

Thunder Bear";p="924121 wrote:My x-girlfriend is on her way to NYC, and I gave her my $29. Thats my lowlight.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 10 Nov 2007, 13:00

So, your highlight and your lowlight are intimately connected? Without the one you wouldn't have the other and vica versa? Interesting. I can watch INLAND EMPIRE in a whole different light now.

Pablo4 · Post by **Pablo4** » 10 Nov 2007, 13:02

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 10 Nov 2007, 13:04

Yes you are. Glad you've admitted it.

Pablo4 · Post by **Pablo4** » 10 Nov 2007, 13:09

No R-tard I called you a Fag. Get a life.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 10 Nov 2007, 13:13

You're ok Stone.

Pablo4 · Post by **Pablo4** » 10 Nov 2007, 13:16

More ok than you!

Pablo4 · Post by **Pablo4** » 10 Nov 2007, 13:16

More ok than you!

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 10 Nov 2007, 13:18

Redundant Retard";p="924191 wrote:So, your highlight and your lowlight are intimately connected? Without the one you wouldn't have the other and vica versa? Interesting. I can watch INLAND EMPIRE in a whole different light now.

I belive the handjob was for free. Right before she left, I remembered the money, and I gave it to her as a gift. Hopefully she will return with some cocaine. My highlight was the handjob. My lowlight was giving away money. I didnt have to do it, but Im just such a nice guy.

pi · Post by pi » 10 Nov 2007, 13:27

woke up smelling like pee