highlight of your day?

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 07 Nov 2007, 00:07

i didn't say dark. i said stupid. c'mon, wasichu!

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 07 Nov 2007, 00:14

Alright!
You're getting nothing but shades shots tonight.

I have no clue how to properly play this instrument.

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 07 Nov 2007, 00:17

now THAT is funny. so i guess i'll just have to stick with the profile view and with shades.

so what's the story with that photo?

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 07 Nov 2007, 00:20

Highland games. Pomona, California.
That harp costs $8,000.
If you could see that blonde chick's face it would spell fear.

pi · Post by pi » 07 Nov 2007, 00:25

do u wear shades at nite? cuz the sun never sets on cool guys.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 07 Nov 2007, 00:46

Rick Cave";p="923114 wrote:

outstanding

im sure noiseman wouldve recorded it

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 07 Nov 2007, 16:45

i saw a rape trial this morning.

gel cacepi · Post by **gel cacepi** » 07 Nov 2007, 16:47

The highlight of my day is that I'm not all bent out of shape after learning that my car didn't pass inspection because a radial (sp?) slipped in one of my tires that is not even a year old and it's going to cost me over $200.

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 08 Nov 2007, 02:54

gel cacepi";p="923315 wrote:The highlight of my day is that I'm not all bent out of shape after learning that my car didn't pass inspection because a radial (sp?) slipped in one of my tires that is not even a year old and it's going to cost me over $200.

That's pretty positive...

Mobiesque · Post by **Mobiesque** » 08 Nov 2007, 04:29

I pulled off a two-day sickie.

I consider it a mental-health respite. I told them it was gastro but.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 08 Nov 2007, 11:24

I was in a meeting with a bank executive and he used the phrase: "Don't tase me, bro!"

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 08 Nov 2007, 12:27

HankMcCain";p="923506 wrote:I was in a meeting with a bank executive and he used the phrase: "Don't tase me, bro!"

That's going to be my highlight today too!

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 08 Nov 2007, 13:18

A lie is your hihglight? That's sad.

P.S: I like you, in a non-gay way. Highlight?

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 08 Nov 2007, 13:42

speaking of sad....could you try harder?

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 08 Nov 2007, 13:43

The guy really did say don't tase me bro

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 08 Nov 2007, 13:43

Woman Charged With Biting Off Man's Lip
November 6, 2007

SEATTLE (AP) — A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend's lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said. The man and the woman had kissed several times Monday night when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, he told King County sheriff's deputies.

Laura Roberta Cutler, 44, was charged Wednesday with second-degree domestic-violence assault and ordered held on $75,000 bail.

Deputies were called to the house in White Center, south of Seattle, and found Thomas J. Brummel, 49, on the front porch, much of his lower lip missing and his face and neck covered in blood, King County sheriff's Detective Scott Tompkins wrote in a probable cause affidavit.

Deputies reported finding the man's lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair. Doctors at Highline Hospital were unable to reattach the lip and said the man will likely be permanently disfigured.

Brummel and Cutler live at the house with two other renters, all of whom are recovering from drug addiction and agreed to share a "clean and sober" home. Tompkins wrote that Cutler was drunk when detectives arrived, and "her rage was evident and uncontrolled."

Neither of the other residents witnessed the attack, Tompkins wrote.

"Had it not been for Brummel's yelling ... 'She's a devil woman!' and running up and down the stairs, none would've known the altercation had taken place," he wrote. --->

Cutler is scheduled to be arraigned Nov. 15 in King County Superior Court. It was not immediately known whether she had a lawyer.

Deputies had been called to the home an hour before the attack because the woman apparently was drunk and disruptive. At that time there was no indication of violence or any other reason to arrest her, sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart said.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 08 Nov 2007, 15:14

The term "Reality-sami" from norwegian news.

(A sami participant on Survivor had experienced racism).

gel cacepi · Post by **gel cacepi** » 08 Nov 2007, 15:28

SHARPPIE";p="923525 wrote:Deputies reported finding the man's lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair. Doctors at Highline Hospital were unable to reattach the lip and said the man will likely be permanently disfigured.

pi · Post by pi » 08 Nov 2007, 16:40

Today's highlight: officially changed my major.

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 08 Nov 2007, 16:45

what is it now?

pi · Post by pi » 08 Nov 2007, 16:48

Engineering and mathematics double major.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 08 Nov 2007, 17:27

Better, but still disappointing.

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 08 Nov 2007, 17:30

Our building almost got evacuated today through a constant beeping in the office. After management prodded curiously at a sprinkler for ten minutes, the culprit turned out to be a rape alarm which belonged to a maroon coloured woman.

pi · Post by pi » 08 Nov 2007, 23:15

2nd highlight: played the piano for over 3 hours.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 08 Nov 2007, 23:19

maroon? hmmm.

my highlight- I went to visit my sister and her family. My oldest niece is way taller than me now and the 7 year old twins aren't that far behind.