highlight of your day?

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 28 Oct 2007, 23:51

You have no bills and you live at home, twat.
That's why you carry no cash.

*stomps*

pi · Post by pi » 29 Oct 2007, 00:13

I actually live in a dorm, thanks.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 29 Oct 2007, 14:18

who's paying the bill?

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 29 Oct 2007, 14:38

Starting my new role in the same company, having less work, better hours, same responsibility and more cash whilst my former colleagues had the worst day since my old department opened.

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 29 Oct 2007, 17:23

HALE-BOPP";p="920947 wrote:Is that nude

http://www.youporn.com/watch/47639

????

NSFW

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 29 Oct 2007, 17:25

Toby didn't trash my place when I was away.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 29 Oct 2007, 23:44

HAHA
NSFW
http://www.youporn.com/watch/81169

pi · Post by pi » 30 Oct 2007, 18:39

My fingers smell like fish, guess why!

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:08

you had sushi, and you don't know how to use chopsticks?

pi · Post by pi » 30 Oct 2007, 19:11

wrong!

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:14

you stole all the fishsticks from the campus cafeteria and forgot your black satchel with the piano keys embroidered on the strap?

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:16

you've started your new job as a fishmonger?

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:20

pi";p="921210 wrote:My fingers smell like fish, guess why!

You fingered yourself?

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:21

you dropped your favorite flavored lip gloss in the castle of the guidance counselor's angel fish tank?

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:22

gangrene?

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:25

doggie paddling in chum?

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:30

You squeeze guppies to relieve stress?

pi · Post by pi » 30 Oct 2007, 19:32

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:33

usually the wine comes before all that

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:39

and you dont drink red wine with seafood

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:41

and you don't wear black with navy blue

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:43

Thunder Bear";p="921232 wrote:and you dont drink red wine with seafood

that's kinda an outdated concept, isn't it?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:44

i'll drink red wine with hot dogs and pb&j sammies

Thunder Bear · Post by **Thunder Bear** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:45

SHARPPIE";p="921234 wrote:
Thunder Bear";p="921232 wrote:and you dont drink red wine with seafood
that's kinda an outdated concept, isn't it?

No. Its like drinking orange juice while eating mints.

Liingus · Post by **Liingus** » 30 Oct 2007, 19:47

i like drinking dr pepper after i brush my teeth