highlight of your day?

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 05 Aug 2007, 11:43

You can realy tell my multiracial heritage when you look at my testicles...

pi · Post by pi » 05 Aug 2007, 12:51

cottonpicker

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 05 Aug 2007, 17:37

our security guard for the day looks like she 15 years old.

pi · Post by pi » 06 Aug 2007, 14:12

today's highlight: I drank a caffeinated NONALCOHOLIC beverage for the first time in 6 or so months. I am very jittery at the moment.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 06 Aug 2007, 15:28

you're far too young to be getting DTs.

Swank Jiggler · Post by **Swank Jiggler** » 06 Aug 2007, 15:29

I bathed in a bath of mugs. I have so many of them.

Paris^Hilton · Post by **Paris^Hilton** » 06 Aug 2007, 15:36

i think yourre hawt Bill

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 06 Aug 2007, 22:57

I tripped The Manager with a push broom.

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 07 Aug 2007, 10:21

Thinking of yesterday's highlight is the highlight of my day, so far.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 07 Aug 2007, 10:47

None whatsoever.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Aug 2007, 12:18

gentleman patient in FULL SEERSUCKER SUIT!!!

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 07 Aug 2007, 12:28

ChickenMug";p="902613 wrote:gentleman patient in FULL SEERSUCKER SUIT!!!

you'll see me in mine on our wedding day... NOT before then

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Aug 2007, 13:01

i can't wait either

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 07 Aug 2007, 13:37

my "business trip" to Seattle is off.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 07 Aug 2007, 18:09

Showed my mom tubgirl and goatse
She didn't find it so funny.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Aug 2007, 18:29

i'm gonna eat another one of hank's testes tonight

with mah bottle o wine

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 07 Aug 2007, 18:47

Wine's pretty cheap in the states?

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 07 Aug 2007, 19:00

what are you saying, my testes are so expensive that all she can afford to drink with them is cheap wine?

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 07 Aug 2007, 19:20

Hehe. No, I'm just saying that she drinks wine every damn day. I could never afford that.
Your testes are growing in her yard, so I guess they're pretty cheap.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Aug 2007, 19:55

his testes are overflowing mah yard!!!

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 07 Aug 2007, 20:19

if i had a dime for every time i heard that

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Aug 2007, 20:22

that's what SHE said

::high fives self::

Hank · Post by **Hank** » 07 Aug 2007, 20:24

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 07 Aug 2007, 20:25

if it were me hanky pie, i would still be pissed that scand rick thinks
yer testes are cheap
i mean, it's not like they just grow on VINES or anything

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 07 Aug 2007, 22:37