highlight of your day?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 26 Jul 2007, 21:39

maybe we can split a couple bottles soon

couple = few
port = scotch

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 26 Jul 2007, 21:46

few scotch bottles = intercourse?

Too far?

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 26 Jul 2007, 21:59

yes

too far
MUCH too far

Busta · Post by **Busta** » 26 Jul 2007, 22:09

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 26 Jul 2007, 22:27

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 26 Jul 2007, 22:43

I went back to my job today. A lady came up to me and said in an angry fashion, "

You know how they're moving stuff around on the other side of the store? Well we looked all over the area that they've put the toys and WE COULDN'T FIND BARBIES ANYWHERE!!!

"

And I said nothing. I looked at her, and then looked down at the case of beans that I was putting on the shelf. Then I looked back at her and smiled.

And she was all like, "

maybe I should ask someone over there...

"

Sorry to break up the little party here with my awesome highlight.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 26 Jul 2007, 22:46

That's OK

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 26 Jul 2007, 22:55

cool. go back to your thing.

Ruby Juice · Post by **Ruby Juice** » 26 Jul 2007, 22:57

I am getting drunk to celebrate CB's lack of epilepsy
and someone I refer to as #3 will be back over

and boy does he have a problem with drinking

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 27 Jul 2007, 03:48

sold for $200!

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 27 Jul 2007, 04:41

I am currently getting a reprieve from the pain in my face.

Mobiesque · Post by **Mobiesque** » 27 Jul 2007, 05:00

Two private schoolgirls came into my work today and said a taxi driver had thrown one of their shoes onto our roof when they'd done a runner, and would we mind if they go out on the ledge to retrieve it. Dumb bitch ain't gettin' her shoe back

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jul 2007, 07:34

Ruby Juice";p="898632 wrote:I am getting drunk to celebrate CB's lack of epilepsy
and someone I refer to as #3 will be back over

and boy does he have a problem with drinking

oh man, so do i
only i suspect it's not the same kind of problem

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jul 2007, 07:38

so far, today's highlight is
DUELING JESUS BEARDS

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 27 Jul 2007, 08:02

Mobiesque";p="898670 wrote:Two private schoolgirls came into my work today and said a taxi driver had thrown one of their shoes onto our roof when they'd done a runner, and would we mind if they go out on the ledge to retrieve it. Dumb bitch ain't gettin' her shoe back

Kudos to the cabbie for his quick thinking.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 27 Jul 2007, 08:57

Mobiesque";p="898670 wrote:Two private schoolgirls came into my work today and said a taxi driver had thrown one of their shoes onto our roof when they'd done a runner, and would we mind if they go out on the ledge to retrieve it. Dumb bitch ain't gettin' her shoe back

Are they in the basement now? Because that'd be a great highlight for tomorrow.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:00

My highlight for today was seeing this:

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:00

its the feathered border that does it

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:11

no no no JB
it's the eyebrows

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:13

if i werent stubbornly sticking with the montalban

id have a new avatar

and i dont mean HIS eyebrows

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:20

oh mah gawd

think of the possibilities

sharppie would have to post first
then you
then me
repeat
except instead of me, shaina would post

holy crap
it....it....'its like the president of a country that we didnt vote for being able to show up on our TV out of nowhere while we're watching 'gilmore girls' or something, and being allowed to be as obnoxious as he wants!

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:23

Every situation reminds you of that.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:27

ChickenMug";p="898722 wrote:it....it....'its like the president of a country that we didnt vote for being able to show up on our TV out of nowhere while we're watching 'gilmore girls' or something, and being allowed to be as obnoxious as he wants!

hey! its not like that at all!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:28

i'm getting ALOT of mileage out of that

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:59

i have a new highlight

shaina kicks so much ass