The Secret

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 20 Jun 2007, 20:05

My girlfriend loves this book and reaaaaaaaaaaaaly wants me to read it and watch the movie

Any thoughts here?

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 20 Jun 2007, 20:13

I think you're going to do whatever your woman tells you to do.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 20 Jun 2007, 20:26

Four years strong with my balls in her purse

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 20 Jun 2007, 20:31

*high five*

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 20 Jun 2007, 21:22

you don't mean it...

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 20 Jun 2007, 21:32

Nah, it's true.
If I was in Detroit I would love to ask your girl's permission to buy you a drink and shake your hand.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 20 Jun 2007, 21:37

Q. Why do women have pubic hair?

A To hide the hook

Eviltoastman · Post by **Eviltoastman** » 21 Jun 2007, 02:35

Q) Why do women get vaginal thrush?

A) So they understand how it feels to live with an irritating cunt.

Exactly13yearsofage · Post by **Exactly13yearsofage** » 21 Jun 2007, 06:30

poop camp";p="888882 wrote:My girlfriend loves this book and reaaaaaaaaaaaaly wants me to read it and watch the movie

Any thoughts here?

It's hilarious. But definitely don't waste ANY time on it...

Here's 'The Secret' in a nutshell: You have to think positive. Yes, that's THE secret that has been around for centuries, but withheld from the common man. Fortunately, this wisdom is out on DVD now, for the regular Joe to gasp at.

It's a POS and a ridiculously hyped money making scheme, nothing more.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 21 Jun 2007, 06:31

The book is pure horseshit. In essence, its premise is that all it takes to make your dreams come true is the ability to imagine them coming true. I can't figure the movie being any better.

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 21 Jun 2007, 06:48

Who nariates the film, Jimminy Cricket?

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 21 Jun 2007, 07:28

I thought you were talking about the Celestine Prophecy for a moment.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 21 Jun 2007, 09:22

poop camp";p="888975 wrote:Who nariates the film, Jimminy Cricket?

Close enough. It's Andy Rooney, Wayne's father.

ReverseEngineer · Post by **ReverseEngineer** » 21 Jun 2007, 16:25

think Ayn Rand, but about 800 pages slimmer.

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