The New World

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 29 Oct 2006, 19:48

Mallick can go and eat fark.

This piece of shit (starring Colin Farrell and David Thewliss) is basically The Thin Red Line on depressants and set in the 17th century.

The movie tries to be The Thin Red Line throughout its duration, and completely fails to capture the artful poetic beauty of said movie (Shut up Dr Perfect. Show us yer tits.)

Adam Smith (Farrell) and the vacuous wench who plays Pocahontas spend the majority of the movie standing next to each other avoiding eye contact whilst wanky voiceovers speak their thoughts (ala... The Thin Red Line).

Kill yourself in the eyes and ears before seeing this.

Woe unto thee, Terence Mallick!! May your descendants be cursed unto the 7th generation!!

I spit on this movie's grave.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 29 Oct 2006, 21:12

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2. Your opinion is wrong.

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 29 Oct 2006, 22:25

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judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 29 Oct 2006, 22:28

1. viewtopic.php?t=39795 (you posted in it)

2. Impossible

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 29 Oct 2006, 22:50

Yes, I suck at the internet.

I stand by my incorrect opinion. I was ready to gargle acid by the end of it.

judasmuppet · Post by **judasmuppet** » 29 Oct 2006, 22:52

To be fair, I was ready to hate it for all those reasons for the first half-hour.

I just wanted to ridicule you in front of the blokes first.

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 29 Oct 2006, 23:18

I have no interest in even watching this film.
Does this make me powerful?

Roark · Post by **Roark** » 29 Oct 2006, 23:48

Show us yer seething energies!

judasmuppet";p="818715 wrote:To be fair, I was ready to hate it for all those reasons for the first half-hour.

I just wanted to ridicule you in front of the blokes first.

Bastard! I will have my vengeance. Look ye to the skies!!