Deftones fucking SUCK, lead singer is Patton rip off

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Deftones fucking SUCK, lead singer is Patton rip off

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Are you people fucking serious in like that horribly generic nu-metal trash that then evolved from nu-metal trash to songs with the same fucking chord progression each time, then the singer stretching out his words during the verses and screaming during the hook? He fucking sucks. Anyone who likes the Deftones is a fucking superstar, like seriously. They fucking opened for Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park you god damn faggots. Grow up.
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yo i'm not gonna front i agree
however, i did really love Adrenaline back in like '96
that's not a terrible album at all really
everthing else is true actual trash
i've never huffed braso ever
fritoes burn forever
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The corn chip fritos?
never tried burning them.

I think I expressed my views on deftones suckiness in that thread. Do we need a new thread to bitch about an old thread?

This topic is now about fritos.
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for real phil. if u got Fritoes and need to make a fire, they burn for like mad hours. give them shits a try.

man i saw the deftones play after incubus back when stinkubus was a halfway decent band i dont know like 10 years ago dont remember . we left @ song 3. truly terrible shit to the nth degree i cant even explain how terrible it was. unbelieveable really how bad a band can be. i still cant believe it.
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Hurray! It's the nineties!
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hahaha yeah i only liked the one song "Fireal"...
don't even remember which album it was on but hey...
things change, i change, you change, we all change for ice cream

everything is worth a second look especially if we have time enough to post on here
not saying i'll love it but i'll give diamond eyes a chance if i can borrow it or illegally download it
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i like putting fritos in my chili.
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i try to do cornbread, or oyster crackers or sometimes tortilla chips in my chilli jams

dont rilly fux with fritoes too much. i aint no kinda spring rooster anymore cockfitin for meth heads with they teefs in they pockets.
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frito's are in taco salad as well . the taco salad at the dupage county lock up is a major crime deterrent , don't do the crime , you'll have to eat the salad .

dupage county taco salad recipe :

ingredients one sofa , large
one grocery store dumpster , full
one mexican , fat

dig thru the dumpster and get a small portion of brown , wilted lettuce . remove sofa cushions , sweeping vigorously to amass a small mound of stale frito / chip fragments . make sure mexican's bowels are packed full of chilli's , spices , and peppers . instruct mexican to spray diarrhea generously on top of lettuce , top with "fritos" . served in styro foam bowl .
the finished product is just the garbage left over from doing the work.
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Off topic. Shut the fuck up.
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i just realized, i haven't actually eaten fritos in ages. that's what i get for dating a health nut. i'm not complaining, mind you. she makes some awesome foodages. homemade pesto, hummus, pasta, cornbread (pretty good cornbread for a white girl), among many other fine eatings are not to be argued with. i'm just saying that one of these days, when the old lady isn't around i'm going to make up a nice white trash dinner for myself. can of chili, bag of fritos, maybe some kraft singles and some wonderbread to sop that shit up. if i get fancy, i might cut up an oscar meyer weenie to toss in there with some tobasco sauce. not tonight though. tonight she told me there's some sort of surprise waiting for me on the dinner table. i think chicken is involved. i told her that i can appreciate the veggetarian thing, but i really need a lot of protien in my diet. my metabolism is fucking insane. i mean... i can put down 8-12 beers a night and i still don't have a beer-gut. i'm not super cut or anything, but on a good day i've got a nice six pack going. yeah, i can give up fritos to be in this good of shape. by the way, she's freaking great in bed. fuck fritos. this topic is now about lentils.
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i got a buddy who was vegetarian for years
he ate tons of lentils
you know what broke his of his vegetarianism?
guessed yet?
BACON
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bacon will do it every time. brooke was veggie for a long time. bacon broke her. one of her old roommates called her the other day just to shoot the shit. i was always friendly with the guy, so i talked to him for a bit. i told him that she had made breakfast and he started joking that i was eating tofu and shit. so i told him that she had made this huge omelett, some french toast and a bunch of bacon. he said "wait, bacon? you mean... bacon from a pig?" he was shocked.
but yeah, i love lentils. qenoa is some superfood type shit though. i doubt i spelled that right.
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I've never liked bacon and don't miss it. I miss these though.
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Haha, that was pretty funny. I'm changing my username to that.
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