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Faith No More's Return Official
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I bought a pair of GHD strengthener’s for my partner. They're official ones, ltd edition purple ones in the travel pack with a hair-dryer and all that. It cost a fortune (£160). then, someone at work bought a cheap pair of GHD's from one of these internet bots and received it, bought several more and sold them at profit at work and rubbed it in that she could have saved me £75. They looked genuine although they were either black or white. I was sad being a miser and everything. Then she found out they were fake, and her customer found out they were fake. They found out they were fake after no less than 4 fires that were caused by the faulty wiring in the bastards. One fire was quite serious, the others less so. It appears that you get what you pay for.
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East coast tour shirts coming!
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I want FNM to release Re-united as a single in the UK.
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I want Mr. Bungle to reunite. Fuck this Faith No More shit.
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possibly.
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gilgamesh wrote:possibly.
Mr John will make it ok. He will give you a big bear like hug from behind. It will be like a shot of morphine...
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Does morphine go up your ass 70 times, spanking your buttcheeks and asking who your is your Daddy and what does he do, while spitting on your crack, pummelling it until you can't feel your legs, then spin you round and fill your mouth and eyes with semen?
If so, then I'm just like morphine.
If so, then I'm just like morphine.
"Bof."
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Well...That was a little less subtle than I described.
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Eviltoastman wrote:I bought a pair of GHD strengthener’s for my partner. They're official ones, ltd edition purple ones in the travel pack with a hair-dryer and all that. It cost a fortune (£160). then, someone at work bought a cheap pair of GHD's from one of these internet bots and received it, bought several more and sold them at profit at work and rubbed it in that she could have saved me £75. They looked genuine although they were either black or white. I was sad being a miser and everything. Then she found out they were fake, and her customer found out they were fake. They found out they were fake after no less than 4 fires that were caused by the faulty wiring in the bastards. One fire was quite serious, the others less so. It appears that you get what you pay for.
Its not funny your...Wait!
Its hilarious your ass is on FIRE!!
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I used to always think that was "AIDS, it's just a disease you get fucking" until I looked at the lyrics today."Eat is just as deep as you can fuck it
So cough it up or go down"
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So no new album...
Pussies.
Pussies.
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No new album and sparse US sightings. This is going to hell in a basket. They should just move to Chile. They are already revered there. If they start offering sacrifices, the accolades will roll.erutlucorgga wrote:So no new album...
Pussies.
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I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Why should they, when we are still paying them to play the old stuff and comedy covers?erutlucorgga wrote:So no new album...
Pussies.
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It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
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Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
Shut the Fuck up!
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Hipster.Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
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erutlucorgga wrote:Stupid Bitch.Miss Yvonne wrote:It's kind of good that they aren't doing another album. you'd all hate it anyway.
Fixed.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Shut up fool, Miss Yvonne is awesome.
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erutlucorgga wrote:Shut up fool, Miss Yvonne is awesome.
uuhhmmm.... No. she is not.
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Eviltoastman wrote:She is, so there.
No she is not and neither are you, douchebag!
areolament booger wrote:I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
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Sharppie is my best friend.