General Tso s Chicken wrote:nice 8th post !
make sure you talk shit for your 9th if you want to fit in though .
anything to lower the bar would be good .
think bragging about booze , failed sexual attempts , use emoticons , and sports .
if you post something intelligent or a good link , that is BAD , just make some story up with stripper's , booze , and bodily functions . anything related to faith no more , patton , etc is a major faux pas here . make sure you lie alot too .
typical bunglefever post " i just slept with my girlfriends dad , its ok he was a post op tranny , but his mom wasnt (she watched/helpt), we drank absynth from 7-11 it was real absint i am trppnin but the roophies i ate were good , now i have butt skwertz puking mcdonalds and i am late for my babysitting job at the bank were i work , my boss saw me naykid cause i 4got to put cloze on when i wint 2 wurk i texted my moms that i had butt sex with 2 negroe guys on accidint but they had weed it was kush yo .
i am mooving in with that nu zeelantur guy with the hornie dawgs , but he has a wife who is period but makes blood soup and she smokes weet and made a kick ass guava noodle goat cheese pie for dinner . i will post pics when i get my camura fixt it broak poart soop n it when i was trying to guive the lantloart ha hant jobz . win iz that rent due agin ?" i luurve that one song by marylin manshion and i cut my doughnut with a insurance ticket for police 275 bucks when i fell down at my job my boss thinks he likes me kniw .
will post pics soon .
dawg
rap hop n shyt yo
n mixziziz tapz yo'
maik a vijoe yo
woo woo woo
we beez all ezzo n shyt dawg
wiff dem cunzpeerizees n shy tdawg
up in dat clo-wub , dawg
wooo smoak wheet ant drank yo
eet shroomziziz n watch olt muveez n shyt yo
woo
yall peep dat rap hop song yo dat beez da bomb shixzle yo woo
it had a sitar yo ant dat doodz wuz wearnin robziziz n shyt yo
maiik meez a rap mixziziz taype yo n i wil trate u sum shroomziziz
give me ur dressziziz 4 dat malemanz n shyt yo
