FNM IN SF

[BABY SHAKER]

baby boy in the glove box
boo at home heating up papa john's

[Liingus]

with her face painted on
even tho she never left the house

[BABY SHAKER]

stomping around in tennis shoes they can't afford
twittering her frustration

[Carcharodon carcharias]

so is this

if I were to be unlucky enough to be stuck in a room
with lrm, not tommy, and bin laden
I would shoot myself 3 times.

yes, I am just as fast as I am stupid.

With any luck, we'll get stuck in a room together. Just you, a gun, 1 bullet, and ME.

You are definately going to want that bullet.

[BABY SHAKER]

valid point.
I am going to want something to chew upon kicking your chin off.

[Liingus]

when goulash spits
he'll write your name in lead

[Mr John]

boy....i need job!! I gonna get job were I can ride bike. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYsSrTc5bIk

You're not very good at this, are you?




Goodbye cunt.

[SHARPPIE]

knock, knock...

who's there?

cunt.

cunt who?

Not Tommy.

[SHARPPIE]

why did Not Tommy cross the road?

to be a total cunt.

[SHARPPIE]

how do you get a one-armed Not Tommy out of a tree?

shoot em in the cunt.

[SHARPPIE]

Not Tommy came up to me and said, "I haven't had a bite in weeks."

So I smacked the shit outta the cunt.

[crotchgrabber]

not tommy sneaks into drug stores at nights and puts pinholes in condoms.
fucking cunt.

[ChickenMug]

YOUR condoms



not really....i hope she's not pregs phil
i want to be your first baby momma

[SHARPPIE]

cause condoms are 100% effective.

don't be a Not Tommy.

[BABY SHAKER]

thing is...
I'm counting change to get beer.
fuck you, not tommy, you cunt
directly in your food opening.

[crotchgrabber]

"fuck you in your food hole"
i'm gonna use that. a lot.

the weather is great, pretty sure i don't have a kid on the way, life would be damn near perfect if i wasn't stuck at work.
not tommy, you are a cunt.

[BABY SHAKER]

can you imagine if you were to be a daddy
and your baby is a not tommy?

fucking throatpunch blitzkrieg, that cunt.

[crotchgrabber]

if my girl does drop a dead fetus on the floor of the bar, if she birthed the future dictator of the former united states of america, if my child became the next pat robertson....

it still would not be quite as cunty as not tommy.

[Carcharodon carcharias]

boy....i need job!! I gonna get job were I can ride bike. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYsSrTc5bIk

You're not very good at this, are you?




Goodbye cunt.

Good at what? Spending all day on a retarded forum? I guess not.

Goodbye spermeater.

[Cokie the Clown]

Good at what? Spending all day on a retarded forum? I guess not.

Goodbye spermeater.

[SHARPPIE]

on this memorial day, we remember what a total cunt Not Tommy is.

[SHARPPIE]

a cuntastrophe if you will...

[crotchgrabber]

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thanks to not tommy, it's now like three or four clicks to put someone on ignore.
what the fuck, you cunt?!?

[SHARPPIE]

cunt.

[SHARPPIE]

fat cunt.