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Liingus
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by Liingus » 21 May 2010, 11:58
goulash has been outted!
"walking to the library" MY ASS!
BABY SHAKER
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by BABY SHAKER » 21 May 2010, 12:14
nah, too much work.
however... that is a job that I could do under the influence,
so it might be something to consider. I have been thinking about
applying for the "greeter" position at wal-mart. this works for me
because I would HAVE to be 3 sheets to the wind to even look at
those people, especially the elderly. with their burlap faces and gravy stains.
*shutters*
SHARPPIE
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by SHARPPIE » 21 May 2010, 12:34
another page, another cunt.
cunt, cunt, cunt.
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by Carcharodon carcharias » 21 May 2010, 14:08
SHARPPIE wrote: another page, another cunt.
cunt, cunt, cunt.
I think you have just never had cunt like that before and you want more....... CUNT.
areolament booger wrote: I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
Liingus
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by Liingus » 22 May 2010, 01:44
earth shattering
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by Mr John » 22 May 2010, 11:47
Love Remooval Masheen wrote: awesome as can be. Does not have any problems that might be involved as if you pieces of shit spawned. I know most of you people don't have children and it is because you are infertile from your drug addicted parents or just can't find someone to mate with other than the same sex. But goodluck if you ever have a child and it not being disgustingly ugly, missing obviously needed appendages/digits and/or retarded. Good luck because you will all need it!
My.
Hasn't the experience matured you into a better human being than those you anonymously insult and troll on teh innnnnntz..
Cunt.
"Bof."
Liingus
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by Liingus » 22 May 2010, 15:59
love removal masheen has, in a very short amount of time, exponentialy passed Not Tommy on the scale of Cuntness
LRM wears the Crown of Cunt
making his poor son the Prince of Pussies
that kid never had a chance
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by SHARPPIE » 22 May 2010, 16:11
I don't know...he's kinda a jerk, but nowhere near the level of cuntness that Not Tommy has been able to achieve in a short amount of time. it's like he's TRYING to be a cunt...Not Tommy just IS....NT Dickbag exists on a higher plane of cuntiness than mere mortals.
Liingus
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by Liingus » 22 May 2010, 16:14
let's just say we wouldn't invite either over for ice cream cake
i'd give the kid some though, since his father is...well you know
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by BABY SHAKER » 22 May 2010, 16:24
a magic trick gone wrong?
think: magician turns baseball player into "you know".
I am not saying lrm has athletic skills of any kind,
I am more or less picturing a poof of smoke and
seeing a cunt beneath a baseball cap.
am I right?
Liingus
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by Liingus » 22 May 2010, 16:37
i think you are
and that poof, smells like sulfur
BABY SHAKER
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by BABY SHAKER » 22 May 2010, 17:06
I almost said "like a vinegar fart", but yeah,
we'll go with your sulfur.
hey kids, are you familiar with sulfur?
ABRA CUNTDABRA!!!
Liingus
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by Liingus » 22 May 2010, 17:59
make some balloon anatomy parts!
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by Mr John » 23 May 2010, 07:13
I feel the return of the small dick clown#, with his misspelt name, has distracted us from the main issue, of the clown cunt prince.
Gentlemen, if you will?
* gestures to the smoking room, agenda marked "Not Tommy, what a cunt" *
#what is it with all these clowns lately? Is there an outbreak of Coulrophobia?
"Bof."
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by crotchgrabber » 23 May 2010, 20:43
i may have sunstroke. and i know it's that fucking cunt not tommy is to blame.
(i'm not worried about the clown. he's not quite a cunt, just a little irritating.)
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ChickenMug
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by ChickenMug » 24 May 2010, 11:31
hepatitis candelabra wrote: those people, especially the elderly. with their burlap faces and gravy stains.
this is accurate
BABY SHAKER
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by BABY SHAKER » 24 May 2010, 11:45
so is this
if I were to be unlucky enough to be stuck in a room
with lrm, not tommy, and bin laden
I would shoot myself 3 times.
yes, I am just as fast as I am serious.
Liingus
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by Liingus » 24 May 2010, 13:02
i actually didn't know he did that
how did you come to find this out?
Liingus
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by Liingus » 24 May 2010, 13:08
i posted in the wrong thread i think
Liingus
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by Liingus » 24 May 2010, 13:08
boy....i need a job!!
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by crotchgrabber » 24 May 2010, 14:43
oh fucking great.
she quits drinking
quits being all slutty
and moves in with a jobless douche in a camo hat?
god damn it not tommy, why the fuck do you do this to me?
you fucking cunt.
(pix of ginormous knockers please)
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by Carcharodon carcharias » 24 May 2010, 19:45
areolament booger wrote: I recall eating pickled pigs' feet as a child.
I especially loved they way they made my entire face, head, and neck pucker
Liingus
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by Liingus » 24 May 2010, 20:33
what's your problem with bicycles, sheen?
i bet you'd look great in a Hummer H2
canary yellow
baseball cap on of course, but backwards