FNM IN SF

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is this the yoga chick we're talkin about?
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we have a special maroon towel for those situations
and sometimes i have to volunteer as the sole clean up person afterwards

fucking bleeding vaginas
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wow..."have to"??? you need to man up....

you look at her and say "Look bitch, do I look like Not Tommy? Clean your own nastiness." then maybe steal some money out her purse.
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VOMIT GOD wrote:Put this thread to rest you twats......I got my HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKER shirt and thats all that matters!!!! :D :D :D
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Oh...Brettles...

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SHARPPIE wrote:wow..."have to"??? you need to man up....

you look at her and say "Look bitch, do I look like Not Tommy? Clean your own nastiness." then maybe steal some money out her purse.
i have to be smarter than that
if i don't clean it, she'll leave a snail trail on my leg
like in Superbad
and i'll be fucked to have my plaid pants getting ruined
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that's why I wear black....not only do I look uber cool, it hides most bodily fluids.
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i haven't showered since sunday
i have a build-up of saliva, sweat, dirt, lint, lube, smoke residue, urine and semen

shit man, that's borderline hippy
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but it's all the way gross.




this page is seriously lacking in Not Tommy bashing.

hey....cunt.....fuck you, cunt.









......that's better.
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yes it's the yoga chick.
and due to not tommy's complete cuntishness, she doesn't understand that i'm familiar with, and quite comfortable with all bodily fluids.
it's ok, ragtime has come to an end. no thanks to that fucking cunt, not tommy.
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cunt.
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fuck
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you.
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Lakers are going to lose here in a minute....guess who's responsible...
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so...cunt, did you get anything else for your birthday, or was the shirt it?

stupid, stupid cunt....
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i got a new t-shirt last week

a velvet underground shirt

not tommy would probably spill mustard on it if it were his

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speaking of shirts, I saw this awesome Kentucky Fried Movie shirt that I was planning on jumping on....then I saw Chris Hardwick wearing the same one on Web Soup this week. that motherfucker....

not as big a cunt as Not Tommy, but uncool nonetheless.
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Tommy blocked South Park in the uk.
Cuntybawz.
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jesus monkey ballz christ, not tommy.
have you no fucking shame?
are you that much of a fucking cunt?
don't even bother answering those questions. i know it would be some cuntish response, bleeding with menstrations of sorrow and regret, but in the end the fact remains that you are a cunt. and i've seen many cunts in my days. i've stuck my penis in quite a few of them. but jesus dude... can you at least try to control your cuntishness? for a day?
seriously, if it wasn't for you, not tommy, this whole universal health care debate would have never happened.
my buddy patrick would still be breathing.
my apartment walls would not be this wierd green color.
the weather wouldn't be this fucked up.
my mom would not be allowed to own knives.
iran wouldn't have access to nuclear tech.
people would know how to pronounce iran.

holy fucking shit, not tommy... do you realize how fucking cunty you really are?
answer me cunt.
and explain yourself.

you fucking cunt.
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Who's gonna take Riley Cooper?
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who's that, cunt, your boyfriend? for fuck's sake, stupid cunt, use protection....we don't want more of you running around.
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cunt.
if not tommy lived in antartica, he would be a cuntcycle.
if not tommy owned a bike, it would be a cuntcycle.
if not tommy menstrated like a normal cunt, it would be on his cunt-cycle.
most of us go to the doctor, and get a physical...
you guessed it. not tommy get's a cuntsichal.

deadwood cancelled.... not tommy.
grey pubic hair... not tommy.
less dwarves in the public than before... not tommy.
slutty chicks finding jesus... guess who was the cunt that figured that one out?
jesus... this fucking cunt got heather to quit drinking. how fucking cuntish can one man be?
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Image
"Bof."
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*does image search for "cunt"*

*gets really distracted*
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*does same*

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"Bof."
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