highlight of your day?

[PattonBordin]

Chuck?

[NINFNM]

no MIKE PATTON

[crotchgrabber]

i've been coughing up some awesome chunks of stuff.

[mr. arcade]

vomit?

[crotchgrabber]

years of lung butter.
new highlight... freaking awesome massage.

[Miss Yvonne]

holy crap, that's when I was on the ground!

I think it would be traumatic to see the video of that moment.

[General Tso s Chicken]

jerked off all over a pork roast in the meat departmant at Jewel , it was 6.99 a pound .



































i had a coupon , shoved it up the pork roasts ass .

[touchy feely]

we were WAY overdue for one of these

[Dress Barn]

Dirty won it's first award
http://www.erotic-awards.co.uk/club.shtml

[Miss Yvonne]

cool! congratulations.

[NINFNM]

holy crap, that's when I was on the ground!

I think it would be traumatic to see the video of that moment.

oh no....the video might have you yelling "help I've fallen and I can't get up....cuz Patton's fat ass is in my way"

[Rick Cave]

I got Everything She Does Is Magic stuck in everyone's head.
I am the devil.

[ChickenMug]

not as bad as Feliz Navidad or
Hakuna Matata

[Miss Yvonne]

holy crap, that's when I was on the ground!

I think it would be traumatic to see the video of that moment.

oh no....the video might have you yelling "help I've fallen and I can't get up....cuz Patton's fat ass is in my way"

As he flew through the air I yelled, "oh god!" and I don't think I said anything while I was being trampled. When I stood up, I shook my fist and said "MIKE PATTON" like this-

[puppy]

[Miss Yvonne]

That reminds me of my niece who is about to turn five. She trapped me the other day and said, "I'm half ballerina, and half monkey girl, and half hobo, and half chair, half oven, half mermaid..."

[Dress Barn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsiPGGC2rBs

[puppy]

[Liingus]

finally heard new mgmt
tons of synth trippiness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut8F6TaN-PA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRbONAbVpS8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRXwTuR_ABc

[mr. arcade]

waffles for lunch.

[Mary Hinge]

back online at home

[crotchgrabber]

i'm drunk!!!

[General Tso s Chicken]

we have 2 duckies , Mr. T (toughy) and Mrs. D (duckie) that have been here every day since spring broke . i named the male , guess who names the mommy .

Gomti LOVES the duckies . her estrogen level has been thru the roof , the ducks have gained a lot of weight from the feedings as well . she got them a water bowl , and she feeds em cheerios , avery 7 minutes . a few males have come and Mr. T gets PISSED ! Mrs. D wont have that shit either , she splits or hides .

when it was colder they hid under the "evergreen" bush , if its warm at night they camp out under the stars , like buddies , soo cute. Mr. T used to give me shit , quacking a lil in a low voice . he is cool with me now though . he is such the gentleman , he waits and keeps a stern eye while Mrs. D eats like 40 cheerios , then he will have a few .

if you throw him some , she scoots over and puts the hard jones on his supply ! he is cool though , usually waits for her to be done then he gets his snack on .

gomti really is a good duckie mommy . she gives em water , and loves to see them , also she gets real worried when they are separate . other neighbors feed thenm , so Mrs. D wanders around cleaning up , i believe she is dinning for two . if Mrs. D is gone Mr. Toughy starts quaking every 2 seconds calling her back to our place .

we have been getting them to come closer and closer to our home every day . Shrimpy says the goal is "by the end of the summer , we can pick them up and hug em" . my goal is that i can train them to cut elecrical tapies . if an egg does show up , we have to look under the bushs for a nest , i may have to use our weaponry to fend off racoons .

at our last place we had a similar experience / video tape of a brand new duckling , i believe it was born on mothers day , absolutely amazing , and the video is just too adorable . hopefully we can hang with the duckling a lil and train it to dance . we did have to fend off a morbidly obese racoon that time as well , and fuck yeah i would do it again .

we didnt kill or seriously harm this piece of shit , but he got the message , and i did kick his ass , literally , likle about 1o times . this fucker was so fat he could hardly wallow , from all the ducklings he et .

i wish i could get my wife a dog .

pics and video soon .

[NINFNM]

DUCKIES!!!!!!!

[General Tso s Chicken]

at first i didnt like Mr T , but i did a total 180 .

he is such a good hubsband .