highlight of your day?

[Dress Barn]

http://jalopnik.com/5313678/roflcopter- ... r/gallery/

[puppy]

i am nowhere near ready for this:


http://origin.ih.constantcontact.com/fs ... mg/102.jpg

http://origin.ih.constantcontact.com/fs ... mg/103.jpg

[Dress Barn]

Flyer looks sweet puppy
are you doing more 3-D work?

[pi]

took 4 shits in a single day

[crotchgrabber]

took 4 shits in a single day

if that's an anomaly, then i don't believe that veiny picture was really you. if i go for a walk, or maybe do some sit ups, i have to poop right away.

[pi]

i'm on a bulking diet. 6 meals a day, sometimes with 4k+ calories in a day. i had around 8000 in the last 2 days. such a large calorie surplus (i'm not too active outside of exercising) leads to 2 or more shits a day.

[crotchgrabber]

seriously, i have the metabolism of a hummingbird. i put down between three and six thousand calories a day.
i weigh 135.

i poop a lot.

any beefcake suggestions for a skrawny fuck like me? you're all gigantor and shit.

[pi]

well if you're skinny and you want to gain healthy weight, you have to do 4 things:
1. you need to eat more, ideally in 5 or 6 equally-sized meals throughout the day, with lots of protein (1g/lb or more) and healthy carbs.
2. you have to do some heavy and smart lifting so that you don't plateau.
3. you must get enough rest.
4. you must minimize the amount of stress/anxiety/etc in your life.

it's a lifestyle change

[crotchgrabber]

current lifestyle:

1-piles of tequilla.
2-piles of beer. piles and piles of beer.
3-on occasional woman with loose morals, and daddy issues.
4-race track food. free tri-tip sandwiches are uber healthy. oh yeah.
5-just biding my time for some sexy little tramp (no offense) from batton rouge to come and rape me, all sexy like. (or tobe)

[Liingus]

you're going to send pi into shock

[pi]

[ChickenMug]

#5 made my panties fill with
a tapioca like substance!

[Miss Yvonne]

deciding things/making good on threats.

[crotchgrabber]

#5 made my panties fill with
a tapioca like substance!

Let's play kiss and tell - w4m - 28 (Baton Rouge)

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I am really happy to be single and carefree again and I am going to really enjoy myself. If you are looking for your own private hot nympho then look no further you have found her. I like a man who knows how to treat his woman and make her feel really desired. When it comes to sex I want as much as possible! This girl needs a horny man. Let's get together and discuss our fantasies.


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???

[ChickenMug]

i'm not 28

[The Rambam]

I would've guessed as low as 29, myself.

[SHARPPIE]

43?

[crotchgrabber]

36
24
36
?

[ChickenMug]

maybe 1 of those

[uncooked meat]

I know the CeeBee is younger than me. She be of the spritely mid-20s I believe...

[touchy feely]

young enough to still work at a drive-thru

Drive Thru Girl whos boob was out - m4w (Apple valley)
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Date: 2009-07-14, 11:38AM CDT


I was working last night and you came through the drive thru with your boob hanging out. I would like to talk to you. I'll know who you are if you send me a message and tell me the the fast food name you came through.

[ChickenMug]

that's the way i roll

[Busta]

I know the CeeBee is younger than me. She be of the spritely mid-20s I believe...

I can't remember, but are we teh same age?
I hope so..
That would make us Age-Brothers, which is a strong bond

Cheers

Mycka

[Busta]

Just sent in my proposal to the Government to change our currency from the "Dollar" to the "Donk"

Rolls off the tongue...

"Great Aussie Donk"
"Kiribati Donk"
"100 dinks make a donk"
"5 dongs make a donk"
"donk"

etc

[pi]

ordered another piano score today