highlight of your day?

[PattonBordin]

THE JESUS LIZARD IN OCTOBER YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[puppy]

THE JESUS LIZARD IN OCTOBER YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i'll be standing in front of him at the Music Box

[Miss Yvonne]

Brett's out of the hospital.

Phil's out of jail.

I'm out of Wal-Mart.

[Mary Hinge]

[General Tso s Chicken]

good for you yvonne ! the only things i have ever read about that place were really really negative . also i have heard by word of mouth that its really bad to its employee's . personally if i do have to go there (99 cent spray paint) we aproach it like a covert op . literally . one person drops the crew off we run in all serpentine , grab a few cans of primer and flat black then woogie boogie to the front . two or three of us stalk the front lines and the first one in signals the rest .
its usually like all these super obese folk that dont really know why they are there or how to push a cart more than one inch per minute in a zig zag pattern blocking the main isles .

they did hire a pre op tranny at our local walmart . it had the word "jackie" on its name tag .
the coolest was when they first hired jack , it worked at the register , and there would be these mile long lines at all the lanes but jackies line was always open . it wore nylons , a skirt , blouse , and a silk scarfe with alot of make up and perfume (so you wouldnt smell its nuts) . we always went to jackie to save time and it was really angry cause we were obviously "breederes" . i gave it money and it said "HERE IS YOUR CHANGE" in a super low wrestler voice , think mickey roarke .
well one time , later , we went to get some clip on sunglasses for my glasses . it had been promoted and set up shop restocking an area right across from the clip on sunglass display .
we were trying to find the right size clip ons but jack had to put up some earings or something and it quickly became very angry at us for invading its space. it put its hands on its hips and started sighing and taping its foot .
i said lets go , and we went to the customer service booth and told the associate our beef "hold on i will call amanager" this went on for a half hour . finally the manager came with another african american female associate that was glaring at us both . i explained what happend and also stated that " this is not about "jackie" its just not cool " both my wife and i have worked retail and would have been written up for siomilar behavior . they basicly shined me and we left . jackie was there for at least a year after that . i think i should get a job and be a tranny , that would be awesome , just totally be a cunt and all super moody and shit and the boss would be skeert to fire you cause you are a tranny and you will sue and shit . just like totally be a fag but talk like mickey rourke and work at wall mart .

my kid told me it came up in class at her school and the whole class was like What the fuck jackie at walmart and shit . not to sound like a homophobe but if would have had a baseball bat near me that day i seriously would have cracked that bitches noggin . i mean trying to find clip ons that match your glasses at walmart is hard enough without some cross dresing preop tranny huffing and puffing with its arms on its hips tapping its foot and shit .

fuck walmart , good to hear you broke free from that mess yvonne .

you're not a really a guy are you ?

[Mary Hinge]

Hopefully Brandi has left and not just knocked off for the day.

[Miss Yvonne]

I still have 6 more hours. Luckily, its also pregnant manager who had her baby shower in the breakroom's last day before she pops that puppy out. So I might get to leave undetected.

[uncooked meat]

Brett's out of the hospital.

Phil's out of jail.

I'm out of Wal-Mart.

Triple-whammy!!

[touchy feely]

should we play 'how drunk will miss yvonne get tonight'?

[Miss Yvonne]

How do you tell how drunk I am? By the number of private messages I send out?

[ChickenMug]

[touchy feely]

How do you tell how drunk I am? By the number of private messages I send out?

that and the unconscious slaughtering of the english language

[The Rambam]

See to me that's a mating call.

[touchy feely]

and that's why youre such an effective yet equal opportunity rapist

[NINFNM]

my highlight was at 11am when 3 chruch people knocked on my door.

I looked out the peep hole for about 30 seconds to see if they would leave..they didn't so I opened the door.

Only one of them spoke the other 2 just stood off my steps.


ChruchLady: "Hello, how are you today?"

Me: "Ok"

ChruchLady: "I was wondering if you believe we can have peace in the world?"

Me: "No"

ChruchLady: "Well with everything going on in the news lately...................Are you a Bible reader?" *going into purse to grab a booklet*

Me: "No"

ChruchLady: "Well...."

Me: "Good-Bye" *slams door*


I then walked over to my living room window which the curtains were wide open and watched as they stood there a min then walked next door....where a preacher lives.

[mr. arcade]

i had some nun come up to my gate.


me:..."keep on walking"............

[PattonBordin]

ninfnm, yer such a liar, i've seen how many bibles Glenn has

[mr. arcade]

zing!!

[NINFNM]

that's glenn and that's cuz he's a fucking drunk!!! I mean WHO THE FUCK STEALS BIBLES FROM HOTEL ROOMS???

[mr. arcade]

so what does he do with all of them?


uses them as beer coasters?

[crotchgrabber]

that's glenn and that's cuz he's a fucking drunk!!! I mean WHO THE FUCK STEALS BIBLES FROM HOTEL ROOMS???

long ago i was splitting a hotel room with the anti-heros after we played a show together... actually, the show never happened because of the riot.

anyway, ten punks in one hotel room is gonna get noisy. and drunk. some of the other hotel patrons were complaining about us, the guy at the front desk threatened to kick us out. one guy decided that this was a damn good reason to take a big dump in the drawer where they keep the bible.
big, nasty beer poop.

[PattonBordin]

so what does he do with all of them?


uses them as beer coasters?

nah, i bet he tapes them to his shoes every time he goes to an amusement park

[ReverseEngineer]

hot dogs for lunch!

[mr. arcade]

it got all gloomy outside.

[gel cacepi]

chocolate milk