New Stuck Song Syndrome Thread Dammit

[Maetsukker]

Maetsukker, you've spent a lot of time on forums with 13 year old kids?



Have a seat.

[/reverseengineer]

Gotta do pedobear's work when he's on vacation kickin' it in Kami's backyard at his home on the Seychelle islands.

[NINFNM]

David Bowie - TVC15

Everytime I get into the car doesn't matter what song is about to play...I change it to TVC15....then play it again.
Then I end up humming it at work

[Miss Yvonne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyJsP1_fKSc

you are welcome

[Dress Barn]

David Bowie - TVC15

Everytime I get into the car doesn't matter what song is about to play...I change it to TVC15....then play it again.
Then I end up humming it at work

Awesome album

I got the whistling part of Roadbull by the Melvins in my head
over and over and over

[puppy]

Come gather round me people, here's a story you never heard
'Bout me and my friends and some things that occured
We thought we'd get some money we thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico

I was workin' at McDonalds, doin the late night run
When a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun
Said, "Give us all your money and three Big Macs to go"
I stuffed them all in a bag and I ducked down below

Well the boss got angry when he found out I didn't call the police
I guess I was kinda nervous, there was a warrant out on me
Concerning some jaywalking tickets I couldn't afford to pay
Needless to say I got the axe that same day

Well me bein out of work just then I didn't wanna go home
My mom said if I lost this job i'd have to go out on my own
So I went over to Dave's house and got really stoned
Called up some girls but none of them were home

Steve came over and he brought some alcohol
We're all gettin really depressed just starin' at the wall
Thought if we'd get some money, we thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in Mexico

Steve's dad had a huntin rifle and we went and picked it up
We stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck
We raised up that huntin rifle but the counter guy just laughed
As he pulled out an uzi we turned and hauled ass

We were runnin so fast til we came to the McDonalds where I used to work
We walked up to the drive thru and gave my boss a jerk
Said, "give us all your money and three Big Macs to go
And suck on this you weasel, we're goin to Mexico"

Down south we all got really wasted, Dave got a case of the runs
We're all really hungover and gettin' low on funds
Dave and Steve called their parents and took the bus back home
Me i got a job at McDonalds down in Mexico

[Dress Barn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWX ... re=related

[SHARPPIE]

Well I've got a gal, she's as cute as she can be
She's a distant cousin but she's not too distant with me

We'll kiss all night
I'll squeeze her tight
But we're kissin' cousins 'n that's what makes it all right
All right, all right, all right

Oh I've got a girl and she taught me how to live
She can give a lot and she's got a lot to give

We'll kiss all night
I'll squeeze her tight
But we're kissin' cousins 'n that's what makes it all right
All right, all right, all right

Yes we're all cousins, that's what I believe
Because we're children of Adam and Eve
I got a girl and she wants a lot of love
That's the kind of trouble I need plenty of

We'll kiss all night
I'll squeeze her tight
But we're kissin' cousins 'n that'll make it all right
All right, all right, all right
We'll be kissin' cousins that'll make it all right
All right, all right, all right

Yes we're all cousins, that's what I believe
Because we're children of Adam and Eve
I got a girl and she wants a lot of love
That's the kind of trouble I need plenty of

We'll kiss all night
I'll squeeze her tight
But we'll be kissin' cousins 'n that'll make it all right
All right, all right, all right
We'll be kissin' cousins that'll make it all right
All right, all right, all right
We'll be kissin' cousins that's what makes it all right
All right, all right, all right

[touchy feely]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLyVdMUWass

[SHARPPIE]

The eastern world it is explodin',
Violence flarin', bullets loadin',
You're old enough to kill but not for votin',
You don't believe in war, what's that gun you're totin',
And even the Jordan river has bodies floatin',

But you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
Can't you see the fears that I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away,
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave,
Take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy,

And you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin',
I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin',
I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation,
Handful of Senators don't pass legislation,
And marches alone can't bring integration,
When human respect is disintegratin',
This whole crazy world is just too frustratin',

And you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Think of all the hate there is in Red China
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama!
Ah, you may leave here, for four days in space,
But when you return, it's the same old place,
The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace,
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace,
Hate your next-door-neighbor, but don't forget to say grace,

And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend,
You don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

No no you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

[Hank]

mock the cross
mock the cross

MOCK THE FRICKING CROSS

[crotchgrabber]

You can take away my space ship
You can take away my space suit
You can even take away my space lasers
But you can never, ever take away my space game
I broke through the carbonite that’s how I got free
Jabba, back up, because there’s no stopping me
Post-modern player, sample-tastic.
Flow’s ekphrastic, I get drastic
Hey, watch the plastic, yo, I name check
And leave you drowned in space oobleck
Player of the future, watch me go!
Sith girls scream when they hear my flow
These alien chicks reproduce with spores
So I go where no MC has gone before
Hey Fry, look, we can still be friends
I won’t ask Leela out again. Sci-fi, I try, I fly solo
Shoot your landspeeder up just like Bolo
“What’s with Lars, and what’s with his name?”
Never mind that ish, ‘cause I’ve got space game!

CHORUS
Darth Maul can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Boba Fett can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Vader can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Space player bowling up like dynamite
Dr. Smith can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Q can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Even Hal can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)

Because I’ve got space game and it feels all right
In 2112, all the players play on
Everyone bumps Rush and that “Tom Sawyer” song
I took the red pill, and high fived Neo
Hey what should I sample? “If it sells pick Dio!”
Yo Morpheus, look, you’re a real cyber punk
But your friend Trinity has junk in the trunk
And I’m from Mars, and she’s from Venus
She has ovaries and I have a light saber
‘Cause I get more play than Captain Kirk
He found out and went berserk like a jealous jerk
But no puny Vulcan death grip can paralyze me
I said beam me up Scotty, and then I got free
Princess Leia said that my flows are tight
So I said I supposed she can spend the night
A long time ago in a galaxy far away…
MC Lars got some space age play!

CHORUS
T1000 can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Magneto can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Even Zod can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
It’s tight, don’t even try to bite, the sci-fi style I incite
Mr. Spock can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
The Wrath of Khan can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
The Borg can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Because I’ve got space game and it feels all right

MC Lars: Yo DJ Hal! Bring that beat back
Hal 9000: I’m sorry Lars, I’m afraid I can’t do that
MC Lars: So what can you do?
Hal 9000: I can play this awesome guitar solo

This song is futuristic, so hardcore
Hey T.S. Eliot! Please shut the door
Because modernism is so passé
The postmodern revolution is here to stay
In the house tonight because of Frank Lloyd Wright
The bass goes “boom!” like dynamite
“Yo, Wright was a modernist!”
Yeah I know that, all right,
But you can’t rhyme “Bob Venturi’ with “dynamite”
See it’s Guernica Part II when I storm the stage
I draw fans like Warhol draws soup cans on the page
Did I say postmodern? Well, that was a lie!
I’ve been post-postmodern since junior high

CHORUS
Ezra Pound can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Virginia Wolfe can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Joseph Conrad can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
I excite the modern mind like a ray of light
Franz Kafka can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
Wallace Stevens can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
E.E. Cummings can’t stop me (I’m on fire tonight)
I’ve got postmodern game and it feels all right

Yes I’m an alien, I come from outer space
Yes I’m an alien, I came to rock this place

[Miss Yvonne]

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[crotchgrabber]

the youneedcollege.com commercial is rattling through my head painfully.
one of these days i'm gonna hate-fuck that girl.

[mr. arcade]

"going to paint a wagon, going to paint it good."

[mr. arcade]

Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his ears cut short and his tail cut long.
Oh where, oh where can he be?

[SHARPPIE]

Big A, little A, bouncing B
The system might have got you but it won't get me

1 - 2 - 3 - 4

External control are you gonna let them get you?
Do you wanna be a prisoner in the boundaries they set you?
You say you want to be yourself, by christ do you think they'll let you?
They're out to get you get you get you get you get you get you get you

(.......)

Big A, little A, bouncing B
The system might have got you but it won't get me

Be exactly who you want to be, do what you want to do
I am he and she is she but you're the only you
No one else has got your eyes, can see the things you see
It's up to you to change your life and my life's up to me

The problems that you suffer from are problems that you make
The shit we have to climb through is the shit we choose to take
If you don't like the life you live, change it now it's yours
Nothing has effects if you don't recognize the cause

If the program's not the one you want, get up, turn off the set
It's only you that can decide what life you're gonna get
If you don't like religion you can be the Antichrist
If your tired of politics you can be an anarchist

But no one ever changed the church by pulling down a steeple
And you'll never change the system by bombing number ten
Systems just aren't made of bricks, they're mostly made of people
You may send them into hiding, but they'll be back again

If you don't like the rules they make, refuse to play their game
If you don't want to be a number, don't give them your name
If you don't want to be caught out, refuse to hear their question
Silence is a virtue, use it for your own protection

They'll try to make you play their game, refuse to show your face
If you don't want to be beaten down, refuse to join their race
Be exactly who you want to be, do what you want to do
I am he and she is she but you're the only you

[nasio]

Cheeze Factory - In Dia

yo I'm from India
where the the people were born in Southern India
and the language they speak is all like Indian
not the one that was before the american
but the indian indian

I've been studying english since i was five
my mommy gave birth to me in a sty
I try my best to speak like an english guy
but youtube laughs at me
and I don't know why

Cuz I From India
Southern Delhi is the ghetto of all India
In da club we ride camels cuz we're in India
I don't need soap and shampoo cuz i'm not into ya
welcome to india allah allah allah

Booyakashah
You don't mean nothing
Booyakashah
Punnane Punnane Punnane
Boyakashah
Tokio Hotel
Boyakashah
Osama Bin Laden
Oooo, az sm bati ludiq pi4
senko senko da ti go nadrenko
Oooo, az sm bati ludiq pi4
Urrr meow urrr pukah!

yo I'm from India
where the the people were born in Southern India
and the language they speak is all like Indian
not the one that was before the american
but the indian indian

Cuz I From India
Southern Delhi is the ghetto of all India
In da club we ride camels cuz we're in India
I don't need soap and shampoo cuz i'm not into ya
welcome to india allah allah allah

Mahatma Gandi is in da house
Saddam Hussein is in da house
Ben Afleck is in da house
Stuart Little is a smelly little mouse

I like to dance
I Like TO DANCE


yo I'm from India
where the the people were born in Southern India
and the language they speak is all like Indian
not the one that was before the american
but the indian indian

Cuz I From India
Southern Delhi is the ghetto of all India
In da club we ride camels cuz we're in India
I don't need soap and shampoo cuz i'm not into ya
welcome to india allah allah allah

[Hank]

In between we insidious vapors shalt teem
Looming so loathsome
And it seems to me like I'm dead inside
A bloated corpse propped out of tradition

I can never recall
What it was I had ever to strive for?
As a youth, was it just to exist autonomously?
No, we don't wanna work
We just wanna fuck, swallow pills, and forget our curses

No, we don't need pigs like you
We follow the laws of our emptying veins
In this world of nothing for me
I'd be sooner destroyed

Vampire youth
Raise your cups to the ne'er-waning moon
Let its visage ring true!
To the hearts cold and blue
We're dying each moment free

We're all animals here
Flesh and blood, bone and dream
We're just impulses here
Just another piece of shit in the storm

Just another piece of shit!

SHIT! [Echoes]

[solo]

From the smelling of things it appears
This shit has come to a boil
Nighttime we shall rule as our own
While this hollow will sleep
We shall bark at the moon

In this world of nothing for me
I'd be sooner destroyed
In this world there is nothing for us
But the sound, but the sound!

Vampire youth
Raise your cups to the ne'er-waning moon
Let its visage ring true!
To the hearts cold and blue
We're dying each moment

We'll never sleep again
We'll be going fucking mad
Sin and Hell is all we will ever know
Just another piece of shit

[PattonBordin]

I send pictures through the mail
Well documented and very detailed
To politicians and big celebrities,
But none of them are believing in me
And I await their response
Some send none, most send cops
But man it’s a dire situation
And I will risk the public humiliation

Sleestak lightning on my trail
It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail

West Virginia has its Moth Man,
Pan handlers’ got their Skunk Ape.
But I have a tazer and night vision goggles,
Costco rolls of black duct tape.
It’s got red eyes, it’s got razor claws,
It’s got green skin, no it ain’t a meth-head.
And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically,
I believe I have a reliable method.

[ChickenMug]

i said what what?
in the butt
i said what what?
in the butt

you wanna do it in the butt?
in my butt?
you wanna do it in the butt?
in my butt?
you wanna do it in the butt?
in my butt?
let's do it in the butt
OKAY

[crotchgrabber]

I'm livin' - I'm livin'
In the back seat of my car
I'm livin' - I'm livin'
In the back seat of my car
Hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey
I'm in it- passed out in it
In the back seat of my car
I'm in it- cheatin' in it
Bangin' in the back seat of my car
And I hope- and I hope
And I hope- and I hope
I'm gonna get fucked- I'm gonna get fucked
I'm gonna get fucked- I hope I get fucked
I wanna get fucked, fucked, fucked, fucked,
fucked, fucked, fucked
In the back seat of my car

[nasio]

you're just another pretty face
in a room full of whores
no you don't mean much
used to be so naive,
catatonic now you seem to be
so much better than before

now you've made a mess of yourself
youve made a mess of everything
you're a mess
a fuckin' mess

dumb dumb dizzy dizzy
dumb dumb dizzy dizzy

[puppy]

Are you still dying darling?
Are you still in pain?
Are you still crying
Despite the morphine in your veins?

A fluorescent haze hangs and for a second makes you
Invisible but you try in vain to reach out through
The life-support machine and all the multicoloured
Tubes that pump and drain

Are you still dying darling?
Are you still dying darling?

All this wasting away
All this prolonged misery and
All this stripping away of dignity is
Killing me
That expression on your face
Pleading through your agony

Are you still dying darling?
Are you still sighing
Shall I end it for you?

You'll see
I'll make it easy for you
Just one blink and I'll help you to break through
Where Never Never Land beckons to you
You can dance with Peter Pan
Make rings around the moon

Are you still dying darling?
Are you still dying darling?

No more injections
No more medications
No more complications for you
I'll lessen the load for you
No more no more no more
No more are you still dying darling?
Are you still dying darling?
Are you still dying darling?
Are you still dying darling?
Are you still dying darling?

[nasio]

we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive
we have explosive

[Miss Yvonne]

Fame! I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly
High!
I feel it...hmmhmm together
hmmhmmhmmm
Fame!I'm gonna live forever
Light up the sky like a flame
Fame! I'm gonna live forever
Baby remember my name remember remember remember remember remember
Fame! I'm gonna live forever!
I'm gonna learn how to fly!
Fame! I'm gonna live forever!
I feel it something together!
Fame! remember remember remember remember remember
Fame!I'm gonna live forever
Light up the sky like a flame
Fame! I'm gonna make it to heaven
Baby remember my name remember remember remember remember remember