highlight of your day?

[General Tso s Chicken]

spilled a beer into my pc keyboard . dried it off , finished the 4 player starcraft game we were playing . later the scroll lock came on and wouldnt shut off . took the keyboard apart , cleaned the crap out of it , dried it with a blow dryer , reasembled it 2 times , one of the goofy extra buttons was mis-set . plugged it in and i got no space bar , or scroll lock . it must have fried the chip a lil . oh well , live and learn . ive cleaned at least a dozen keyboards this way , and it always starts with a beeer spill . i guess if you spill on a key board , shut it down , clean it right away and you should be good .

[General Tso s Chicken]

oops wrong thread ^

[mr. arcade]

haha, this probably belongs in the "i quit smoking" thread.

[Pat Robertson]

I SAW A SUBEROO WITH A OBAMA STICKER ON IT SO I PELTED ROCKS AT IT AND PUT A BIG DENT IN THE DOOR. SCORE 1 FOR TRUE AMERICANS EVERYWHERE.

[mr. arcade]

[The Rambam]

I SAW A SUBEROO WITH A OBAMA STICKER ON IT SO I PELTED ROCKS AT IT AND PUT A BIG DENT IN THE DOOR. SCORE 1 FOR TRUE AMERICANS EVERYWHERE.

Also, welcome to my ignore list. Where's the weak-ass fake accounts thread again?

[Mary Hinge]

1 Mr Bingle Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:06 pm 2 new-fangled
2 OCD Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:46 am 3 new-fangled
3 MrFantomas Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:01 am 0
4 birthdaypony Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:43 am 0
5 Made in America Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:34 am 5 new-fangled
6 copehead Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:51 pm 1 new-fangled
7 mrthickspace Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:53 pm 4 new-fangled
8 love removal machine Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:19 pm 1 new-fangled
9 Scatman John Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:52 am 3 new-fangled
10 Jane Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:06 am 0
11 Danny Gans Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:47 am 5 new-fangled
12 Star fish Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:09 pm 0
13 The Sexy Guy Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:31 pm 6 new-fangled
14 nasio Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:36 pm 7 new-fangled
15 Monkey Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:05 am 3 new-fangled
16 PinkFreud Sun Mar 01, 2009 11:53 pm 7 new-fangled
17 Jesus Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:10 pm 2 new-fangled
18 That One Guy Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:47 am 10 waves from boats
19 Coxy Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:52 am 0
20 mooney Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:51 am 0
21 weirdel27 Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:36 am

[ChickenMug]

entire weekend in bed

[Liingus]

i was sick too
i haven't seen watchmen yet cause of it

[ChickenMug]

uh, i wasn't sick

[Liingus]

you had sex with your husband
get outta here!

[ChickenMug]

don't spread lies about me

[mr. arcade]

[Liingus]

touchy?

[ChickenMug]

you will never know the truth, blingus!
NEVER!

[Liingus]

whatev
like i don't have better things to do

*cuts grocery store coupons*

[touchy feely]

someone's digging through my photobucket

this one's better

[ChickenMug]

fuck yeah it is!

spergie!

[Miss Yvonne]

I don't want to lock in my highlight too early but this overnight guy who has always smiled and agrees with everything I say is working in the daytime this week. I had a cute conversation with him where he finally admitted he can't speak English.

[Rado]

[General Tso s Chicken]

datraggernaut pic roast .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CFveyl ... re=related

[SHARPPIE]

Bernie Madoff is expected to plead guilty. Conviction could result in 150 years in prison.

*fingers crossed*

[Liingus]

a similar case

did anyone mention this when it happened?

http://atgeist.com/blog/marc-schrenker- ... ody-found/

what an ass

[SHARPPIE]

it was pretty big news here. how do you just let a plane go, not knowing where it's gonna come down? ripping off people is one thing, ghostriding your 25 ton exploding death machine is just subhuman.

[touchy feely]

ghostriding your 25 ton exploding death machine is just subhuman.

if i were cruel and heartless, id make a joke about chickenmug here