highlight of your day?

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 22 May 2008, 13:36

haha i had that chris rock impersonator come in the other day calling us racist. and yesterday we finally banned him from here for 30 daysand he put up a fit and knocked all of our stuff we had on our counters and picked up one of our phones and threw it at one of our employees saying kiss my ass. the security called the cops and they caught him down the street and brought him back. so as i am told he is now banned here for life.

but he will come back like nothing happend..

wont be surprised if he brings back a gun. woah.

they should have just put him in jail.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 22 May 2008, 13:48

Three really hot girls made love to me with their eyes today. I blame my receeding hairline.

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 22 May 2008, 13:56

Omid Djalili: "A lot of people want to blame G-d for what's wrong in the world......and they should! I mean, he started it!"

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 22 May 2008, 14:09

Redundant Retard";p="958847 wrote:Three really hot girls made love to me with their eyes today. I blame my receeding hairline.

doesn't really count when you pay them

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 22 May 2008, 14:17

That's why it was a highlight. I got my paycheck today!

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 22 May 2008, 14:31

Redundant Retard";p="958859 wrote: I got my paycheck today!

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 22 May 2008, 14:33

I lied, I got it on monday. And it's gone.

This was pretty funny though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSWJ4igJmVY

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 22 May 2008, 18:34

woohooo!!!! thunder and lightning.

SHARPPIE · Post by **SHARPPIE** » 22 May 2008, 18:39

mr. arcade";p="958927 wrote:woohooo!!!! thunder and lightning.

!!!!!!

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 22 May 2008, 18:40

its hailing BIG time, wow

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 22 May 2008, 18:47

a small tornado just a 2 miles from here.

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 22 May 2008, 18:51

damn near sliced my index finger off
gotta get a manicure to repair the chopped nail

mr. arcade · Post by **mr. arcade** » 22 May 2008, 20:20

oh man im enjoying today.

crotchgrabber · Post by **crotchgrabber** » 23 May 2008, 00:17

santa cruz is burning.

someone do an appropriate remake of the bad religion song, now!

ok.
i'm shitfaced.

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 23 May 2008, 12:17

Greetings from Amazon.com.

We thought you'd like to know that we shipped your items, and that this

completes your order.

pi · Post by pi » 26 May 2008, 00:15

two highlights for yesterday since it's 12AM!:
-ran 4 mi for the first time in a year, 7 min/mi pace!
-Les moutons de Panurge

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 26 May 2008, 02:30

I quit my job

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 26 May 2008, 06:10

Congratulations!

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 26 May 2008, 06:18

what a strangely appropriate avatar

uncooked meat · Post by **uncooked meat** » 26 May 2008, 06:23

Mobiesque · Post by **Mobiesque** » 27 May 2008, 05:32

I just got a fuckin promotion!

I'm no longer a phone-bitch.
I'm King Phone-Bitch of Fuck Mountain!

Just goes to show, go to work stoned and hung over long enough and you will reach your true potential!

Miss Yvonne · Post by **Miss Yvonne** » 27 May 2008, 05:44

killer

Dress Barn · Post by **Dress Barn** » 27 May 2008, 12:28

Just stole 2 cases of Red Bull and 2 cases of Vitimen Water!

Redundant Retard · Post by **Redundant Retard** » 27 May 2008, 20:10

Summer vacation until september. MUHAHAHAHA. Fuck ya'll!

The Rambam · Post by **The Rambam** » 28 May 2008, 06:30

Mobiesque";p="959525 wrote:I just got a fuckin promotion!

I'm no longer a phone-bitch.
I'm King Phone-Bitch of Fuck Mountain!

Can I get a fuckin' A?