highlight of your day?

Mary Hinge · Post by **Mary Hinge** » 01 May 2007, 16:35

I need a new sig

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 01 May 2007, 16:39

my boobies are ALWAYS my highlights!

Thunder Beer · Post by **Thunder Beer** » 01 May 2007, 16:40

Thunder";p="871190 wrote:Highlight: LIVERPOOL!!!!!1

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:07

puppy";p="871206 wrote:my boobies are ALWAYS my highlights!

Lt. Frank Drebin wrote:I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say...”Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:09

so anyway, im getting drunk

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 01 May 2007, 20:11

Me too, brother.
Me too.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:15

im kind of bored with what i usually drink, so me and a friend of mine were thinking of mixing the stupidest drinks we could think of

first one:

"banana burbles"

one half banana mashed into a near liquid, two ounces of knob creek whiskey

i have no idea where the 'burbles' came from

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 01 May 2007, 20:23

why would you do that to knob creek?????

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:27

neither of us like american whiskey too much

tastes like mexican candy

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:33

NEXT

20oz bottle of coca cola from mexico

3 teaspoons of orange koolaid mix

more whiskey

this is called "orange warthog"

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 01 May 2007, 20:36

Vomit on a canvas!

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:38

unacceptable

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 01 May 2007, 20:39

Have you got a problem with art, son?

puppy · Post by **puppy** » 01 May 2007, 20:44

HEADLIGHTS!

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:45

real men dont vomit when they drink insanely stupid liquor with produce

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 01 May 2007, 20:46

Fuck you, man. I've got stomach problems.
I puke all the time.
And I'd damn sure puke for art!

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 01 May 2007, 20:47

i might hold you to that!

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 01 May 2007, 20:50

You bring the canvas.

But it wouldn't be nearly as good as touchy's puke.
He's got a color wheel stirring round his guts!

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:52

Rick Cave";p="871330 wrote:Fuck you, man. I've got stomach problems.
I puke all the time.
And I'd damn sure puke for art!

the last time i puked was off a $3 bottle of red wine, all over my bathtub

'the toilets too small a target, the bathtub is WAY easier'

UPDATE:

orange warthog isnt that great, so we're switching to

BLOOD DIAMONDS

raspberry/cassis puree

3 parts sparkling domestic lager

1 part vodka (if we have any)

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 01 May 2007, 20:54

I've got a bit of Georgi my bum friend left.
I won't be drinking that anytime soon.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:56

nice! i bet it tastes like 409

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 01 May 2007, 20:56

touchy....we're all thinking it
but i'm the only one who will say it

yer fucking wrong dude

Rick Cave · Post by **Rick Cave** » 01 May 2007, 20:57

$9.99 a liter. You can't go wrong.
I think it kills vermin too.

touchy feely · Post by **touchy feely** » 01 May 2007, 20:59

ChickenMug";p="871343 wrote:touchy....we're all thinking it
but i'm the only one who will say it

yer fucking wrong dude

nonsense!

this goes great with antiques roadshow blaring in the background

ChickenMug · Post by **ChickenMug** » 01 May 2007, 21:02

you too?!?!?!

^ further proof!