MIKE PATTON
MIKE PATTON
Maybe I Know Everything... People Always Think That Of Nerds!
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the next time someone asks me for my autograph, i'm gonna pull a napkin out of my pocket and wipe my ass with it and hand it to them. doodoo will make its mark.
Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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Re: MIKE PATTON
but honestly...
what are the chances of someone asking for your autograph
on the same day that you have one or more napkins in your pocket?
what are the chances of someone asking for your autograph
on the same day that you have one or more napkins in your pocket?
Re: MIKE PATTON
00% Autograph asked forlikeduh wrote:but honestly...
what are the chances of someone asking for your autograph
on the same day that you have one or more napkins in your pocket?
65% Napkins in pocket
35% Shits in Pants
Odds look good for a run to the woods.
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Re: MIKE PATTON
why would the napkin percentage be the highest?
is carrying napkins in one's pocket like... WORSE than self soilage?
is carrying napkins in one's pocket like... WORSE than self soilage?
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me?
01% Autograph asked for (yeah it happens sometimes)
05% Napkins in pocket
94% Shits in Pants
is that 100%?#@ I'll let you guess how shitty my shorts are rite now
01% Autograph asked for (yeah it happens sometimes)
05% Napkins in pocket
94% Shits in Pants
is that 100%?#@ I'll let you guess how shitty my shorts are rite now
Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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how do you unknowns have 6000+ posts?
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"HEY, YOU'RE THE DUDE WHO ALWAYS HAS SHIT INSIDE HIS PANTS! SIGN MY TITS!!!"Nik Rowe wrote:me?
01% Autograph asked for (yeah it happens sometimes)
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So you want me to rub some of my fresh shit on your titties?
*gets huge erection*
*gets huge erection*
Do you ever try to pee the dookie off the inside of the toilet bowl?
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Suck a shit directly outta my puckering asshole.Grotocult wrote:how do you unknowns have 6000+ posts?
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Gary Busey is overrated
so what he was the villain in a shitty mel gibson film
he's no
so what he was the villain in a shitty mel gibson film
he's no