Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 15 Sep 2013, 16:12
The Rolling Stones of gimmick rock. 
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Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 16 Sep 2013, 06:00
Melvins. The Rolling Stones of gimmick rock.
The Rolling Stones of gimmick rock. Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 17 Sep 2013, 06:13
oh cool, I love the rolling stones of gimmick rock.
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 17 Sep 2013, 08:20
a "Guest" is the generic version of nobody
you may ask yourself: how is a person less than nothing?
i answer you: can i ask you a question? that is the question.
i still have no use for the melvins. go ahead and bash away. i loves to fight.
you may ask yourself: how is a person less than nothing?
i answer you: can i ask you a question? that is the question.
i still have no use for the melvins. go ahead and bash away. i loves to fight.
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 17 Sep 2013, 10:54
why would anyone bash or fight over an opinion? seems retardundant.
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 17 Sep 2013, 11:10
likeduh wrote:why would anyone bash or fight over an opinion?
Nik Rowe wrote: i loves to fight.
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 17 Sep 2013, 12:05
ok, well... let's see here.
you have no use for the melvins? what does that even mean?
you are not going to let them petsit for you? you will not call them to unclog your toilet?
you will do your own spring cleaning? rotate your own tires?
say what you mean what you say. and make it make sense.
please?
you have no use for the melvins? what does that even mean?
you are not going to let them petsit for you? you will not call them to unclog your toilet?
you will do your own spring cleaning? rotate your own tires?
say what you mean what you say. and make it make sense.
please?
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 17 Sep 2013, 13:52
"no use" meaning i have no application, so i send it on a vacation to an alternate nation.
sure, i'd let the melvins take care of my dog Roz, but my dingo it frisky and probly would bite Buzz, i mean shit, i'd bite Buzz if i had the chance.
toilets? i shit in a hole in the ground.
so yeah, i've never been into the melvins. yeah i've seen them live a few times, but it's not my cup of tea. Lately i've been into herbal tea (coffee in the mornings). Celestial Seasonings is my shit. Hibiscus with orange blossoms, Red Zinger, red berry mix, lemon ginger, i loves it all.
anybody wanna thumb wrestle? last person to step up got their thumb sliced open by my thumbnail. i'm sheisty like that.
sure, i'd let the melvins take care of my dog Roz, but my dingo it frisky and probly would bite Buzz, i mean shit, i'd bite Buzz if i had the chance.
toilets? i shit in a hole in the ground.
so yeah, i've never been into the melvins. yeah i've seen them live a few times, but it's not my cup of tea. Lately i've been into herbal tea (coffee in the mornings). Celestial Seasonings is my shit. Hibiscus with orange blossoms, Red Zinger, red berry mix, lemon ginger, i loves it all.
anybody wanna thumb wrestle? last person to step up got their thumb sliced open by my thumbnail. i'm sheisty like that.
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 18 Sep 2013, 11:19
you can't just send the melvins on vacation.
the melvins are like a solid black nightmare with green teeth.
and then... when you wake up...
your clothes don't fit and your scrotal skin is stretched far and wide over your head.
oh, and the ceilings are now the floors. and they itch.
the melvins are like a solid black nightmare with green teeth.
and then... when you wake up...
your clothes don't fit and your scrotal skin is stretched far and wide over your head.
oh, and the ceilings are now the floors. and they itch.
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 18 Sep 2013, 11:46
Don't forget about the sore, stretched-out asshole they leave their victims with.
why does my ass hurt soooo bad? why is there blood on my bed sheets? why is my childhood teddy bear in my bed with white dries crust on his belly? why do i smell like stripper parfume? why does my back hurt where my left kidney is? why does it say in blood "call 911" on my wall? why oh why?
why does my ass hurt soooo bad? why is there blood on my bed sheets? why is my childhood teddy bear in my bed with white dries crust on his belly? why do i smell like stripper parfume? why does my back hurt where my left kidney is? why does it say in blood "call 911" on my wall? why oh why?
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 18 Sep 2013, 12:26
white dries crust. you talk crazy.
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 18 Sep 2013, 13:17
i swear to god one of those fuckers wiped their cummy dick on my teddy bear 
Nothingness
All I have to feel is my loneliness
Nothing's in the attic 'cept an empty chest
And nothing lasts forever
Nothingness
All I have to feel is my loneliness
Nothing's in the attic 'cept an empty chest
And nothing lasts forever
Re: Melvins - Gaylord
Posted: 26 Sep 2013, 21:30
The Melvins are touring Australia with Helmet.
I would love to see this show - especially if the Melvins only played Helmet songs, and vice versa.
I would love to see this show - especially if the Melvins only played Helmet songs, and vice versa.