Hot Dog hell
Posted: 06 Apr 2011, 00:22
i remember being out of town , they had "gator dogs" on the menu , its a dog with cole slaw and chili maybe , dang they were pretty good . i havnt really been to too many outstanding dog joints , i mean i prolly got burned more than it was decent . cheese dog incedent : we got charged 45 cents for a half a single of aldi cheese in a micro wave before the psychodots show once ! *if you see bullet proof glass , just leave*
where i grew up we had Parkys hot dogs , this lil a frame place with day-glo paint , you got this double brown paper bag 1/3 full with fresh shoestring cut over cooked fries with a dog wrapped in wax paper on the top . my mom used to take us there at least 6 times a year , we ate out a lot .
today the traffic was a nightmare so i got off the highway and ended up going a few miles out of my way for a parky's dog . when i paid the lady i said " i grew up here , its been a long time , i bet i am gonna get the exact same thing here though " ! she kinda smiled , i left and ate in the car . corectomundo , it was the same nasty ass parky dog i remembered .i dont know what you call this sort of sausage , but it kid of does resemble a hot dog , a little longer , and a LOT PINKER though .
The park'ys sign does indeed show a sleek RED wiener being clutched by a hungry fist with pinky finger extended , fancy style . upon further inspection of what my 3.75 had bought me the cryptic message of the handsignal was not lost on me , the secret message here is PINK . something about the pudding like texture , the odd bubble gum / soda belch flavor , rubbery after-glow of the pink parky dog just didnt sit quite right with me .
tough times are every were these days , especially in parky's deep fryer, oh how a third turns into a quarter , turns into 3/16ths . the grease took 35 seconds to seep thru the double bag . lookin a little LIGHT , parky *3 seconds MAX* . some one needs to PARK there ass near that spud chunker and fill up them vats .
http://chicago.citysearch.com/profile/3 ... _dogs.html
http://www.yelp.com/biz/parkys-hot-dogs-forest-park
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/114778
it just one of those sentimental things , HAVING to go to fucking parkys . if they ever shut russels bbq down , then i will be sad , very sad .
what i really need to do , is get my ass down to miami , so i can go to lila's for some steak n fries !
where i grew up we had Parkys hot dogs , this lil a frame place with day-glo paint , you got this double brown paper bag 1/3 full with fresh shoestring cut over cooked fries with a dog wrapped in wax paper on the top . my mom used to take us there at least 6 times a year , we ate out a lot .
today the traffic was a nightmare so i got off the highway and ended up going a few miles out of my way for a parky's dog . when i paid the lady i said " i grew up here , its been a long time , i bet i am gonna get the exact same thing here though " ! she kinda smiled , i left and ate in the car . corectomundo , it was the same nasty ass parky dog i remembered .i dont know what you call this sort of sausage , but it kid of does resemble a hot dog , a little longer , and a LOT PINKER though .
The park'ys sign does indeed show a sleek RED wiener being clutched by a hungry fist with pinky finger extended , fancy style . upon further inspection of what my 3.75 had bought me the cryptic message of the handsignal was not lost on me , the secret message here is PINK . something about the pudding like texture , the odd bubble gum / soda belch flavor , rubbery after-glow of the pink parky dog just didnt sit quite right with me .
tough times are every were these days , especially in parky's deep fryer, oh how a third turns into a quarter , turns into 3/16ths . the grease took 35 seconds to seep thru the double bag . lookin a little LIGHT , parky *3 seconds MAX* . some one needs to PARK there ass near that spud chunker and fill up them vats .
http://chicago.citysearch.com/profile/3 ... _dogs.html
http://www.yelp.com/biz/parkys-hot-dogs-forest-park
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/114778
it just one of those sentimental things , HAVING to go to fucking parkys . if they ever shut russels bbq down , then i will be sad , very sad .
what i really need to do , is get my ass down to miami , so i can go to lila's for some steak n fries !