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what do you call a guy

Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 11:10
by spin-on-my-Tso
that when you take a broad to a super hot colorful carnival and shes all horny and shit and you drop a load of lsd with pills and ketamine on top and then when all the floats come round multicolored and shit and your the messiah blowing bubble kisses to the float queen then suddenly this neverending story prince grabs your princess and starts putting his meat and two veg right up her cunt and your in the void staring up at the stars still being a shaman to the crowd while this seductive is fucking your tail end.its happened three times and i have a list of thirty gods i can characterise but this entity is a new one on the books a thirty first flashing prince light was his name ya?

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 15:59
by SHARPPIE
lame.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 16:00
by SHARPPIE
awesome.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 16:00
by SHARPPIE
I actually have no idea.....I got like a line into what you wrote, and gave up.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 17:03
by Mr John
SHARPPIE wrote:I actually have no idea.....I got like a line into what you wrote, and gave up.
I did that too.

Lack of punctuation/correct grammar stop me dead. That's why I don't mind Luis posting with just emoticons, at least I can quickly digest his reaction to something. But stupidity venting loosely into the planet bores me.

And for those of you that can't read sentences, paragraphs, pages (and probably have avatars with make up and red noses), I've compressed my above thoughts into the line below for you:

:|

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 03:40
by Hitman
Mr John wrote:I don't mind Luis posting with just emoticons, at least I can quickly digest his reaction to something.
8)

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 15 Dec 2010, 06:54
by Carcharodon carcharias
Mr John wrote:
SHARPPIE wrote:I actually have no idea.....I got like a line into what you wrote, and gave up.
I did that too.

Lack of punctuation/correct grammar stop(ped/s) me dead. That's why I don't mind Luis posting with just emoticons, at least I can quickly digest his reaction to something. But stupidity venting loosely into the planet bores me.

And for those of you that can't read sentences, paragraphs, pages (and probably have avatars with make up and red noses), I've compressed my above thoughts into the line below for you:

:|
I can understand what you meant to say if it is a mistake. However, I can't tell by your emoticon whether you have received a purple pulsating ass thrashing or you are waiting on one.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 12:51
by Rick Cave
Who are these cunts?

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 15:42
by Carcharodon carcharias
Rick Cave wrote:Who are these cunts?
Look in the mirror, dumb cunt!






































































































Cunt!

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 16:57
by BABY SHAKER
ceaser?

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 18:56
by Rick Cave
disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
You mean Caesar?
Please don't call me a cunt.
When waste removal machine did it I hurt so deep.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 19:06
by Carcharodon carcharias
Rick Cave wrote:
disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
You mean Caesar?
Please don't call me a cunt.
When waste removal machine did it I hurt so deep.

I hear ya chump. I mean cunt.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 19:07
by Rick Cave
Hey bud, you're on ignore now.
:ponder:
Think about it.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 19:08
by BABY SHAKER
still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 19:32
by Carcharodon carcharias
Rick Cave wrote:Hey bud, you're on ignore now.
:ponder:
Think about it.

The name is not Bud, cunt. That ignore function is for the ignorant.
:ponder:
Think about it.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 19:33
by Carcharodon carcharias
disasterbasket wrote:still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.

Your waiting on many things. :lol:

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 20:21
by Rick Cave
disasterbasket wrote:still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.
It's a piece of shit I'll tell you that.
There's something called media monkey that people rave about.
Have yet to try it.

I think it's called media monkey.
I could just be obsessed with monkeys...

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 20:32
by crotchgrabber
Rick Cave wrote:
disasterbasket wrote:still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.
It's a piece of shit I'll tell you that.
There's something called media monkey that people rave about.
Have yet to try it.

I think it's called media monkey.
I could just be obsessed with monkeys...
true story:
the other day yoga chick and i were getting frisky, i pulled off my pants, she pulled off hers, i was wearing boxers with bananas all over them. she was wearing panties with monkeys all over them.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 18 Dec 2010, 12:35
by BABY SHAKER
:eek:

real live monkeys?

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 18 Dec 2010, 16:21
by Carcharodon carcharias
crotchgrabber wrote: the other day yoga chick and i were getting frisky, i pulled off my pants, she pulled off hers, i was wearing boxers with bananas all over them. she was wearing panties with monkeys all over them.
disasterbasket wrote::eek:

real live monkeys?
I doubt it. Especially, since "real" and "live" are not found in his fairytale.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 19 Dec 2010, 14:52
by ReverseEngineer
Rick Cave wrote:
disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
You mean Caesar?
pretty sure he was talking about someone who stops doing something.

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 19 Dec 2010, 20:00
by Miss Yvonne
:lol: !!!

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 20 Dec 2010, 02:46
by hbkhhh45
crotchgrabber wrote:
Rick Cave wrote:
disasterbasket wrote:still waiting on you to tell me how to work this i-tunes/apples business.
It's a piece of shit I'll tell you that.
There's something called media monkey that people rave about.
Have yet to try it.

I think it's called media monkey.
I could just be obsessed with monkeys...
true story:
the other day yoga chick and i were getting frisky, i pulled off my pants, she pulled off hers, i was wearing boxers with bananas all over them. she was wearing panties with monkeys all over them.
I pulled off a womans pants once and her panties were the uk flag. I lol'd hard

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 20 Dec 2010, 11:32
by BABY SHAKER
ReverseEngineer wrote:
Rick Cave wrote:
disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
You mean Caesar?
pretty sure he was talking about someone who stops doing something.
exactly... as in someone who ceases posting as in rick cave, for example.

:lol: !!!




8)

Re: what do you call a guy

Posted: 20 Dec 2010, 15:59
by Carcharodon carcharias
disasterbasket wrote:
ReverseEngineer wrote:
Rick Cave wrote:
disasterbasket wrote:ceaser?
You mean Caesar?
pretty sure he was talking about someone who stops doing something.
exactly... as in someone who ceases posting as in rick cave, for example.

:lol: !!!




8)


so the fuck what?