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Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 08:21
by Mobiesque
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0955308/

Playing Robin Hood and The Sheriff of Nottingham.

What a vicious dichotomy.

What a dumb fucking cunt.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 10:05
by Thunder Bear
He is also playing Bill Hicks, which should be awesome, since he (Crowe) is the least funny person on earth.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 10:14
by Mobiesque
Oh for fuck's sake. I didn't think I could get any angrier. Damn you Tobes.

This is now the I FUCKING HATE RUSSELL CROWE thread. More to come.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 10:18
by Mobiesque
Number Un....

He left his band Thirty Odd Foot Of Grunts (Cunts), Held a fucking press conference to announce it (because its news), claimed 'they were holding me back', and named his solo thing 'The Ordinary Fear of God' so the T-Shirts, which are acronym based could be re-used. Russell Crowe is still in TOFOG.


Cunt.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 10:19
by Mobiesque
In an interview to promote his band, someone brought up his acting career. He retorted with 'I came here to talk about my art, not my craft'.

Cunt.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 10:21
by Mobiesque
In the TOFOG documentary they're all off overseas recording a new album. He announces to his band that he's off to have a meeting for a new role. He says this in the following manner: 'Excuse me, I need to go negotiate for a man's life'.


Cunt.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 13:28
by touchy feely
ive been told by more than one person that i look like russell crowe

you mess with my impossibly handsome doppelganger, you mess with me, punk

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 28 Feb 2009, 18:55
by ReverseEngineer
I like the trend Mobius has made of this thread, and while I don't have anything to say about Crowe, I will mention that he really chewed the scenery in Master and Commander.

Cunt.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 00:01
by Mobiesque
When asked why he threw a phone at a concierge, Crowe remarked "No man dances alone".


Cunt

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 00:17
by Liingus
“God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia.”

- Russell Crowe

CUNT

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 03:00
by Busta
I could list a lot worse than Russell if you so desire..

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 03:01
by Busta
(lingus) wrote:“God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia.”

- Russell Crowe

CUNT
I know!!! :lol:
Why would anyone bless America!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 09:01
by Miss Yvonne
We all just sneezed.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 09:18
by Rado
(lingus) wrote:“God bless America. God save the Queen. God defend New Zealand and thank Christ for Australia.”

- Russell Crowe

CUNT
Greatest thing ever.

I like Rus.
Anyone that wears the same outfit everyday to fuck with the press earns my 'spect.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 01 Mar 2009, 19:06
by Roark
I thought he was great in Tropic Thunder...

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 06 May 2009, 00:16
by Mobiesque
What a fucking abomination...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH6SAvCD_kM

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 06 May 2009, 06:08
by The Rambam
Mobiesque wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0955308/

Playing Robin Hood and The Sheriff of Nottingham.

What a vicious dichotomy.

What a dumb fucking cunt.
You might have mentioned that Ridley fuckin' Scott is helming this.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 06 May 2009, 09:35
by Mobiesque
It was implied. Match made in Heaven.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 06 May 2009, 23:45
by Mary Hinge
Mobiesque wrote:What a fucking abomination...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH6SAvCD_kM
I can't put into words how much I despise Ben Affleck

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 07 May 2009, 01:05
by Rado
Well done on Gone Baby Gone though.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 07 May 2009, 06:17
by The Rambam
I have to admit I thought he was decent in Hollywoodland. :oops:

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 07 May 2009, 08:32
by Busta
Mobiesque wrote:What a fucking abomination...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH6SAvCD_kM
Better than most of the shit you've shown me.
Plus you're a trekkie.

OPINION NULL AND VOID

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 07 May 2009, 12:02
by Mobiesque
I was waiting for this.

You've alienated all those that love and care for you to the point of them vomiting their colons due to distraught confusion, but until now I was yet to find myself in your, frankly, effeminate cross hairs.

You've really changed since you went commercial.

Thanks Tori Spelling. Now I know what sort of friend you are.

With Love,
Blixa Bargeld.

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 07 May 2009, 18:37
by Busta
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Russell fuckin' Crowe....

Posted: 07 May 2009, 22:06
by Rado
I have a thing for Rachel McAdams.
A SEX thing.


Oh and since it's a thread about Rus..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SzsEclbQ8g