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the cock and tame the cunt, boys.
And you did hear me right. Tame it.
Take it on, head first -- with your
skills at work and say, "No. You will
not control me. You will not take my
soul and you will not win this game."
'cause it is a game, guys, you wanna
think it's not -- go back to the schoolyard
and have a crush on big tittied Mary Jane -- respect
the cock -- you are embedding this thought:
I'm in charge. I'm the one who says yes,
no, now or here. Shit, man. Sad but true.
Sad But True. And you wanna know what?
It must be the way.
The thing about chicks and the thing
about this course that we're going
through today is how universal the whole
thing is. I mean: I wish I could sit here
and say that it's not -- because the reality?
If each chick had something new, something
really new that I'd never seen before?
Fuckin' hell: I'd be in the money! Because
I'd have to create a hundred new cassettes,
a hundred new books, a hundred new seminars
and hundred new videos just to deal with each
and every situation a chick could create -
but that is just not the case. They are universal.
They are sheep. They are to be studied and
watched -- they have patterns that must be stopped
interupted and resisted. I'd be makin' a fuckin'
butt load if they were actually as much of
a challenge as they want you to think they are!
Reality: They Are All The Same.
Each and every one of them. And once you learn
these methods: You're Set. You Don't Have To Come back
That's it. In solid. Boom. Done. Over. Why?
Because all women are the same. Period.
End of discussion. Sorry. It's true. Sad But True.
And anyone who wants to say that these methods
we work by are "unfair?" Yes, they are.
Guilty as charged. And so's the world.
It's a harsh, hard unfair place, but it's not
gonna stop me from getting my fair shair of hair pie --
Period. Sorry. End of discussion.

Spun?

Magnolia?

That one.

"In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on video and audio cassette. Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques to have any hardbody blonde just dripping to wet your dock. Bottom line? Language. The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mindset. Tap directly into her hopes, her wants, her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. Learn how to make that lady "friend" your sex-starved servant. I don't care how you look. I don't care what car you drive. I don't care what your last bank statement says. Seduce and Destroy produces an instant money-back guarantee trance-like state that will get you this - naughty sauce you want fast. Hey - how many more times do you need to hear the all-too-famous line of 'I just don't feel that way about you?' "

I love that movie so much.

Firstly, when did he actually start dressing like Steve Jobs?

Secondly, Ricky Gervais would play that role so much better.