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The Secret

Posted: 20 Jun 2007, 20:05
by Dress Barn
My girlfriend loves this book and reaaaaaaaaaaaaly wants me to read it and watch the movie

Any thoughts here?

Posted: 20 Jun 2007, 20:13
by Rick Cave
I think you're going to do whatever your woman tells you to do.

Posted: 20 Jun 2007, 20:26
by Dress Barn
Four years strong with my balls in her purse

Posted: 20 Jun 2007, 20:31
by Rick Cave
*high five*

Posted: 20 Jun 2007, 21:22
by Dress Barn
you don't mean it...

Posted: 20 Jun 2007, 21:32
by Rick Cave
Nah, it's true.
If I was in Detroit I would love to ask your girl's permission to buy you a drink and shake your hand.

Posted: 20 Jun 2007, 21:37
by Dress Barn
Q. Why do women have pubic hair?














A To hide the hook

Posted: 21 Jun 2007, 02:35
by Eviltoastman
Q) Why do women get vaginal thrush?
































A) So they understand how it feels to live with an irritating cunt.

Re: The Secret

Posted: 21 Jun 2007, 06:30
by Exactly13yearsofage
poop camp";p="888882 wrote:My girlfriend loves this book and reaaaaaaaaaaaaly wants me to read it and watch the movie

Any thoughts here?
It's hilarious. But definitely don't waste ANY time on it...

Here's 'The Secret' in a nutshell: You have to think positive. Yes, that's THE secret that has been around for centuries, but withheld from the common man. Fortunately, this wisdom is out on DVD now, for the regular Joe to gasp at.

It's a POS and a ridiculously hyped money making scheme, nothing more.

Posted: 21 Jun 2007, 06:31
by The Rambam
The book is pure horseshit. In essence, its premise is that all it takes to make your dreams come true is the ability to imagine them coming true. I can't figure the movie being any better.

Posted: 21 Jun 2007, 06:48
by Dress Barn
Who nariates the film, Jimminy Cricket?

Posted: 21 Jun 2007, 07:28
by judasmuppet
I thought you were talking about the Celestine Prophecy for a moment.

Posted: 21 Jun 2007, 09:22
by Redundant Retard
poop camp";p="888975 wrote:Who nariates the film, Jimminy Cricket?
Close enough. It's Andy Rooney, Wayne's father.

Posted: 21 Jun 2007, 16:25
by ReverseEngineer
think Ayn Rand, but about 800 pages slimmer.