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Creepy menu items.

Posted: 09 Mar 2007, 17:28
by Ruby Juice
Everytime I go in a Steak N Shake, I lose my appetite upon seeing this:


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The Chili Mac Supreme Dinner

That's "a large serving of spaghetti topped with chili beef, our special sauce, chopped onion, Cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses"


I wish the image was larger. Even the name is pukey.


Any other horrifying menu items?

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:15
by Grotocult
London Broil. It must be a reference to the plague.

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 11:22
by Jeff
Chili on pasta is a sin against humanity, nature, and god.

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 12:25
by Eviltoastman
Why?

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 14:18
by judasmuppet
He means that brown muck on the spaghetti up there, not those things we call chilli.

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 14:57
by Rick Cave
Jeff's a big boy. He can explain himself.

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 15:08
by floodmatt
jeffs a dwarf and you know it rick..

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 15:28
by judasmuppet
He's right, Rick. Knock it off.

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 15:36
by Rick Cave
We can't make fun of smalls anymore?
What's happening to our world?

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 16:13
by Eviltoastman
That reminds me. My son was making fun of a midget last week. "Dad, why is that boy so fat?" and "why does that boy have a big head?". Still better than when he asked a fella on the bus why he had a chocolate head or when he saw the black housemaid on Tom and Jerry this week and proceeded to laugh at "the monkey". At least with the TV spot I could correct him with minimum embarrassment I guess. He also asked an elderly couple in the local park "Are you Zombies. You look like you're dead". The fucker has his dad's charm.

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 20:58
by lynnjen/mod/skyr
Oh no....

Tim's been working with a black kid for the past couple months, doing some recording. His name is Frank D, and whenever Mr. Choochers sees a black person he screams, "FRANK D!"

But that's not nearly as embarrassing.

Posted: 04 Apr 2007, 21:07
by Jeff
Nam Tsao";p="861108 wrote:Why?
It only seems to exist at the crappiest fast food joints... and being from a predominantly italian family, chili on pasta (with fuckin' CHEDDER no less) seems really wrong... and I'm pretty sure chili was developed in a pasta-free environment...

Posted: 05 Apr 2007, 08:09
by floodmatt
do midgets use special keyboards for their fucked up hands..?

Posted: 05 Apr 2007, 10:15
by Rick Cave
I think they have to hire a normal to type what they say.

Posted: 05 Apr 2007, 10:24
by floodmatt
does their insurance cover that..?

Posted: 05 Apr 2007, 10:30
by Rick Cave
Isn't Jeff a hippy college student?

Posted: 05 Apr 2007, 12:14
by floodmatt
he is a budding photographer..

most failed jockeys end up going into the photography field for some reason..

Posted: 05 Apr 2007, 12:16
by Rick Cave
floodmatt";p="861496 wrote:he is a budding photographer..
Keep his pert young breasts out of this.
We're talking about freaks and their health coverage woes.

Posted: 05 Apr 2007, 13:21
by puppy
Rick Cave";p="861274 wrote:We can't make fun of smalls anymore?
:cry: