The New World
Posted: 29 Oct 2006, 19:48
Mallick can go and eat fark.
This piece of shit (starring Colin Farrell and David Thewliss) is basically The Thin Red Line on depressants and set in the 17th century.
The movie tries to be The Thin Red Line throughout its duration, and completely fails to capture the artful poetic beauty of said movie (Shut up Dr Perfect. Show us yer tits.)
Adam Smith (Farrell) and the vacuous wench who plays Pocahontas spend the majority of the movie standing next to each other avoiding eye contact whilst wanky voiceovers speak their thoughts (ala... The Thin Red Line).
Kill yourself in the eyes and ears before seeing this.
Woe unto thee, Terence Mallick!! May your descendants be cursed unto the 7th generation!!
I spit on this movie's grave.
This piece of shit (starring Colin Farrell and David Thewliss) is basically The Thin Red Line on depressants and set in the 17th century.
The movie tries to be The Thin Red Line throughout its duration, and completely fails to capture the artful poetic beauty of said movie (Shut up Dr Perfect. Show us yer tits.)
Adam Smith (Farrell) and the vacuous wench who plays Pocahontas spend the majority of the movie standing next to each other avoiding eye contact whilst wanky voiceovers speak their thoughts (ala... The Thin Red Line).
Kill yourself in the eyes and ears before seeing this.
Woe unto thee, Terence Mallick!! May your descendants be cursed unto the 7th generation!!
I spit on this movie's grave.