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Americaaahh... Fuck yeah!
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 01:19
by Roark
Going out to save the motherfuckin' day yeah!
I can't believe I didn't watch this movie sooner. For anyone looking at the world through retarded eyes, I'm talking about Team America: World Police.
Highlights for me:
- projectile vomiting scene with stirring music
- powerfucking
- "That day I put a jihad on the infidel... and if you don't believe me, then you'd better kill me right now, or I'll put a jihad on you too..."
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Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 01:24
by Eviltoastman
Very poorly done. Unfunny. Worst thing they ever did. Cannibal was better by far.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 01:34
by Roark
Yeah, but... you're Welsh. You probably didn't understand a single word.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 01:46
by Eviltoastman
Have you been speaking to Sharppie?
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 02:13
by Roark
I'm kinda just being a bitch face because your opinion differs from mine.
Sharppie is irrelevant to this thread, TAWP, and all things pure and decent.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 04:14
by Mary Hinge
I was raving about this movie only the other day.
I almost crapped a kidney during the vomiting scene, both times I saw it.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 06:07
by judasmuppet
I doubt I'll ever watch this film. I didn't/don't really dig South Park. Cannibal was pretty funny, as shit films go.
Re: Americaaahh... Fuck yeah!
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 11:31
by Miss Yvonne
Die Zulo Gestalt";p="800416 wrote:
Highlights for me:
- projectile vomiting scene with stirring music
- powerfucking
- "That day I put a jihad on the infidel... and if you don't believe me, then you'd better kill me right now, or I'll put a jihad on you too..."
yes!
The music is great, too.
The scenery detail and puppet expressions make this worth a watch with the sound turned off if you aren't into South Park and all of that.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 13:18
by Liingus
orgazmo!1
"hey guys, i'm ready to fuck. you're gonna make me cum!"
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 13:40
by Eviltoastman
Sometimes taking a shit is pleasurable. Let me just say if you strain too hard, it can be deeply unpleasant.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 19:14
by Jeff
evilmugman";p="800421 wrote:Very poorly done. Unfunny. Worst thing they ever did. Cannibal was better by far.
THANK YOU.
I don't know why everyone loves this movie so goddamned much. The whole "America, Fuck Yeah" song just kept me thinking "are they going to get to the funny part anytime soon?"... actually the entire movie kept me thinking that.
Cannibal, on the other hand, is fucking fantastic.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 21:32
by Roark
If you don't find thunderbirds-type dolls having sex and ralphing their guts up remotely funny, then I don't know how to help you.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 21:45
by Rick Cave
I really like this movie.
Did you watch the unrated version, Roark?
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 22:27
by Roark
Fuck yeah.
Posted: 18 Sep 2006, 23:25
by Don Eduardo
When you watch it again after a while you'll hate it.
Posted: 19 Sep 2006, 00:27
by Roark
OK, ta. That's great.
Posted: 19 Sep 2006, 01:19
by Eviltoastman
It was funny for the opening sequence. After that, everything was repeated. And if you watch the opening sequence a second time, it's not funny anymore and sucks just as much as the rest of the film. Not a patch on South Park.
Posted: 19 Sep 2006, 01:52
by Roark
I listed my favourite bits, and none of them involved the... err... opening sequence.
Anyway you guys have fairly wrong opinions and should just go back to wearing cardigans and watching Fawlty Towers or some shit.
Cannibal was good, though. I agree with that.
Posted: 19 Sep 2006, 11:45
by Eviltoastman
To paraphrase, the joke got old very quickly.
Posted: 19 Sep 2006, 16:50
by Mary Hinge
Don Eduardo";p="800907 wrote:When you watch it again after a while you'll hate it.
Er, no.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 17:30
by Jeff
Die Zulo Gestalt";p="800808 wrote:If you don't find thunderbirds-type dolls having sex and ralphing their guts up remotely funny, then I don't know how to help you.
You could help me by pointing out a movie that doesn't feature the same gags I was filming on a camcorder when I was 11.
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 18:52
by Roark
Ah, now I get it. You're absolutely right. I think these would be more up your alley, Jeffrey:
- The Whales of August
- Steel Magnolias
- On Golden Pond
Posted: 20 Sep 2006, 20:50
by Jeff
If people appreciated this movie on account of the irony of a comedic movie containing absolutely no jokes, I might get it.
Dolls having sex? Don't get it.
Posted: 21 Sep 2006, 00:09
by Roark
I think you hate the movie because you're Republican, and it is abrasive to your political sensibilities.
There, I said it.
Posted: 21 Sep 2006, 10:50
by Eviltoastman
I got the jokes, but stopped laughing at them when I was seven. The Wiggles has more entertainment value.