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to Bill O'Neil

hell of a guy...Bill O'Neil is the father of every kid in this town

O'neil once showed me a video of him making love to my woman, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw

He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him

He sweats Gatorade

He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran O'neil

Did I ever tell you about the time O'neil took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Bill takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. O'neil yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road

He once inhaled a seagull

He once ate the Bible while water skiing

You know, the crazy bastard would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!

He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi

We once had a bachelor party for Bill. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it

He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million

O'neil once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms

If you drop a phonograph needle on Bill's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds

that's it, i'm going to switch to water now
i'm getting the coffee shakes...

Bill invented water in 1873

Best mug thread evah!!!