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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 22:16
by SHARPPIE
what? no bitching about some movie forum? you're slipping, man.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 22:24
by crotchgrabber
we've given up on you man.
fucking techno-hermit.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 22:29
by Liingus
im working too much

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 22:54
by SHARPPIE
a wise man once told me, "Dude, workin's for chumps."
words to live by.
never mind the fact that we were both on the clock at a horrible job blow-torching hams at the time...it is really the truth.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 22:56
by Liingus
well until my dealer buddy moves to the country and starts growing and i am employed by 'the family'
i needs cash
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 22:57
by Liingus
my stylish wardrobe doesn't grow out of my walk in closet all by its self
i need to send u that wire disc. maybe saturday
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 22:59
by crotchgrabber
blow torching hams? did you ever piss on them?
i'm glad i don't have a stylish wardrobe.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 23:02
by Liingus
i'm debating whether or not to shave a lightning bolt into my head
starting at the widow's peak going back like a mohawk
3in wide bolt with the base in the front and the tip in the back
the bolt itself would be the shaved area with hair left else where
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 23:14
by SHARPPIE
crotchgrabber wrote:blow torching hams? did you ever piss on them?
I thought about it ever damn day. you ever go into a Honeybaked Ham place? look around if you ever do...they have no ovens. the hams come in pre-cooked. the guys cut them, and propane blow-torch the sugar & spice mixture over the top.
speaking of growing & dealing...all my peeps are freaking out right now. california may completely 'legalize it' in november...right now the polls are saying it's 50/50. most of the people I know doing that stuff, that's ALL they've done. the growers are in a better position. they could possibly get licensed to grow for distribution...but the dealers - sca-rewed...and unfortunately, not paying taxes means no unemployment. I feel bad, but I'm voting for it.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 23:24
by crotchgrabber
tell them not to worry. this shit will be repealed like crazy. they've got at least another year or two before it gets all official.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 23:27
by Liingus
they need to relocate
i'm traveling to virginia everyday for work
desperate times, desperate measures
btw, thought of you (sharppie) when i was in dutch pennsylvania last friday
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 30 Aug 2010, 23:30
by crotchgrabber
ah yes, sharppie's old dutch oven stories.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 31 Aug 2010, 00:09
by SHARPPIE
nah...I used to sell weed & electricity to the amish when I lived in NE PA.
(lingus) wrote:they need to relocate
I've got 2 friends who are thinking about exporting to arizona, nevada, and colorado...and if we legalize gay marriage they're getting married. they're not gay, but they cannot be compelled to testify against their spouse. hilarious, but also genius.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 31 Aug 2010, 02:54
by General Tso s Chicken
SHARPPIE wrote:nah...I used to sell weed & electricity to the amish when I lived in NE PA.
(lingus) wrote:they need to relocate
I've got 2 friends who are thinking about exporting to arizona, nevada, and colorado...and if we legalize gay marriage they're getting married. they're not gay, but they cannot be compelled to testify against their spouse. hilarious, but also genius.
elaborate please , this concept flew right over my head .
so its just they get caught and they dont have to rat each other out ?
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 31 Aug 2010, 03:22
by Miss Yvonne
I take it you've never watched Law & Order.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 31 Aug 2010, 08:02
by touchy feely
SHARPPIE wrote:crotchgrabber wrote: most of the people I know doing that stuff, that's ALL they've done. the growers are in a better position. they could possibly get licensed to grow for distribution...but the dealers - sca-rewed
all the more reason to vote for it
ive never met a dealer i didnt want to kick in the face
see also: 'pineapple express'
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 31 Aug 2010, 14:08
by SHARPPIE
I did...and it really sucked. dealers in the midwest must be much different than here.
General Tso s Chicken wrote:so its just they get caught and they dont have to rat each other out ?
yesh...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spousal_privilege
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 31 Aug 2010, 14:36
by ChickenMug
(lingus) wrote:i'm debating whether or not to shave a lightning bolt into my head
starting at the widow's peak going back like a mohawk
3in wide bolt with the base in the front and the tip in the back
the bolt itself would be the shaved area with hair left else where
do it
and pics
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 09:40
by crotchgrabber
a midget just jogged past my apartment.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 11:52
by crotchgrabber
oh yeah... and even though my birthday is three weeks off, got a present yesterday.
bike!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 11:58
by Eviltoastman
Pics please. (bike not midget).
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 12:03
by crotchgrabber
yeah, sooner or later i will toasty. i figured you'd ask for 'em.
it's an old sekai frame, not sure about the rest of the components. a friend of mine slapped it together. single speed road bike.
fucker hauls ass.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 12:05
by BABY SHAKER
watch out for cars!
(sorry

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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 12:08
by crotchgrabber
you should have told me that four months ago.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 01 Sep 2010, 12:17
by BABY SHAKER
I feel retarded enough telling you now.
plus, you wouldn't have listened.
that's just the way you cali punkers are...
it's even out of god's hands at this point.