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baby oil, dollar bills and infection?

dollar store perfume, cigarettes, and broken dreams.

Nothing like the smell of broken dreams.

I think I actually came close two days ago when I was on my knees on aisle 4 at work, covered in several bottles worth of hickory liquid smoke, when a man in his 60's came up and said, "yes, I will marry you!"

Miss Yvonne wrote:Nothing like the smell of broken dreams.

I think I actually came close two days ago when I was on my knees on aisle 4 at work, covered in several bottles worth of hickory liquid smoke, when a man in his 60's came up and said, "yes, I will marry you!"

Is this what he saw?

I made potato salad...and it's the best

oh and also knowing PB & Arcade are in Arizona right now and could get deported for being mexicans is a highlight

that would be freaking great.

well I haven't gotten a txt from PB today...so maybe

he went down to light fireworks next to the az, mex border to taunt the mexicans.

Former hot dog eating champ arrested
By the CNN Wire Staff
July 4, 2010 9:17 p.m. EDT

New York (CNN) -- He didn't compete for the hot dog eating title this year, but he did cause a scene at the contest.

Takeru Kobayashi was arrested at Coney Island after his rival, Joey Chestnut, won the annual Nathan's International Hot Dog Eating Contest.

The six-time champion of the contest was trying to make his way on stage after this year's event, according to a representative for Kobayashi and a New York police officer at the Brooklyn precinct booking desk.

The incident was not a publicity stunt, Maggie James, Kobayashi's spokeswoman, said Sunday night.

"He got excited when people chanted his name after the contest .... so he jumped up on the stage because he wanted his fans to see him and (he thought) maybe they would chant, 'Let him eat,'" James said, referring to a dispute that kept Kobayashi from the table this year.

Kobayashi -- who took home the title every year from 2001 to 2006 -- did not compete because of a contract dispute with Major League Eating. He watched from the stands.

FULL ON ALL-THE-WAY DOUBLE COMPLETE RAINBOW!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

watching fireworks with all the lights out
then pancakes this morning

I was walking behind a father and daughter and the girl projectile vomited up that big lane near the registers.

Orange juice and scrambled eggs.

I poured kitty litter on it as the manager of the store mopped.

And I'm putting this in the highlight thread.

this thread is helping me understand how important breakfast really is.

drunken stumbling to the 7-11 in the middle of the night to buy condoms, i ran into some people hanging out in the back of a truck. i asked them for some rubbers, dude gave me a high five and a swig off his bottle of scotch. then i realized the girl in the truck was someone i fooled around with in high school. my high school is 300 miles away from here. then i went back to yoga chicks place and moved in with camo hat.

that manager must be something else, Miss Y!

Something else = ready to fire Kevin.

Love Remooval Masheen wrote:

Miss Yvonne wrote:Nothing like the smell of broken dreams.

I think I actually came close two days ago when I was on my knees on aisle 4 at work, covered in several bottles worth of hickory liquid smoke, when a man in his 60's came up and said, "yes, I will marry you!"

Is this what he saw?

I kinda want some pork now. Or at least a a fat mound of pussy.

"i want to thank you for last night... and this morning. so i'm making you some peanut butter, chocolate chip, oatmeal cookies."

crazy can be dealt with.

aaaaaaaaand........

booty call!

here's hoping lindsay lohan hops in her white ford bronco and tries to drive to mexico

what the hell am i missing here?

since youre here phil, id like to introduce you to yourself in 25 years

i am going to punch you in the nutsack.