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Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 04 Jun 2010, 18:42
by crotchgrabber
mr. arcade wrote:books in disguise.

i want to do that to my AA big book.
but, as strange as it may seem, the big book is too small. cause there's no way my flask is too big.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 04 Jun 2010, 23:48
by NINFNM
PattonBordin wrote:ahhh shit, looks like british people live there. Gonna bring your powdered wig?

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 07:40
by Hank
road head.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 16:20
by The Rambam
PattonBordin wrote:she looks filipino, so i think shes faking the nasty smell face. They eat poop for fukks sake.
Don't they all look like that all the time anyway? It's like an island full of Fred Schneiders over there.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 16:21
by The Rambam
PattonBordin wrote:i bet they don't allow blax in there.
Someone's going to have to serve the tea.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 07:40
by ChickenMug
Woah Phil! Yoga girl is on textsfromlastnight!
(513): Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
(1-513): Not having phil's child is good enough.

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 09:26
by The Rambam
That's
my area code!

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 11:48
by ChickenMug
watch out then
you could be next
ps - my highlights for the last couple days are as follows:
homemade avocado face mask
great kona coffee
aveda clove conditioner
professional facial (and haircut)
buy one get one free chicken breasts and beef roasts at winn dixie
beau swimming and playing in the pond
the chickens in my neighborhood are back
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 11:53
by The Rambam
ChickenMug wrote:professional facial
I thought the guy usually had to pay for that. Badoom-tish!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 12:49
by crotchgrabber
ChickenMug wrote:Woah Phil! Yoga girl is on textsfromlastnight!
(513): Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
(1-513): Not having phil's child is good enough.

fucking trip.
but, yeah.... she's in the 831.
her not having my child is pretty damn highlighty.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 18:50
by Ruby Juice
I have some crazy dramatic new neighbor chick, like the kind of girl Phil would be involved with
and when I pulled up in my driveway she ran over, collapsed on my car and said she needs to go to the hospital because her anorexia is acting up. I could of gotten involved but I just muttered "I am not moving in with camo hat" and reversed my car. True story.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 19:09
by SHARPPIE
goooooo Rakers!

no matter how many times I see that, it kills me every time.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 19:11
by ChickenMug
for shaina:
i made monkey bread
and a slammin peach strawberry ginger smoothie
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 20:20
by crotchgrabber
Ruby Juice wrote:I have some crazy dramatic new neighbor chick, like the kind of girl Phil would be involved with
and when I pulled up in my driveway she ran over, collapsed on my car and said she needs to go to the hospital because her anorexia is acting up. I could of gotten involved but I just muttered "I am not moving in with camo hat" and reversed my car. True story.
give me her number.
ChickenMug wrote:for shaina:
i made monkey bread
and a slammin peach strawberry ginger smoothie
give me monkey bread.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 21:11
by Miss Yvonne
7 day vacation starting NOW.
Or after I take a little nap.
I had 2.5 hours sleep between last night's Melvins show (

) and work this morning.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 16:42
by PattonBordin
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 21:20
by ChickenMug
guys, seriously
this aveda liquid exfoliant is the shit
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jun 2010, 09:32
by ChickenMug
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jun 2010, 11:45
by Miss Yvonne
Traditional Wrestlin is now following you on Twitter!
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jun 2010, 15:12
by NINFNM
Miss Yvonne wrote:Traditional Wrestlin is now following you on Twitter!
I keep getting bitches blabbing about high end clothes and how to get them cheap following me.

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jun 2010, 15:19
by Grotocult
Your destiny as a lesbo becomes clearer with every passing day.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jun 2010, 16:27
by NINFNM
erutlucorgga wrote:Your destiny as a lesbo becomes clearer with every passing day.
well I like my men much older and drunk....hopefully my taste in women will be barely legal and hot......and drunk

Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jun 2010, 18:34
by PattonBordin
NINFNM wrote:me and mom went shopping out in Santee (aka KLANTEE) at Kohls & Lowes. On the way home I look over into a strip mall where there's a Bank of America and see 3 local news channels and go "Hey I think that bank just got robbed" mom pulls over into the strip mall to see what's going on. I had to tell her NOT to go towards the news vans...cuz I think she was gonna
http://www.cbs8.com/Global/story.asp?S=12463833
The "Geezer Bandit strikes again!
The 'Geezer Bandit' Keeps on Ticking
http://www.politicsdaily.com/2010/06/08 ... n-ticking/
The "Geezer Bandit" struck again on Monday, adding yet another surprising heist to the rap sheet of one of America's oldest active criminals.
The latest target of the man thought to be in his 70s was a bank inside an Albertsons grocery story in Poway, a small community just north of San Diego. He's robbed 10 banks in San Diego County since August 2009, the FBI said.
According to the FBI, the "Geezer Bandit" made his move at about 2:50 p.m. local time, passing a note to one of the tellers and brandishing a small caliber revolver. He threatened to use it.
After grabbing the cash, he exited through the north door of the grocery store, and walked off without getting caught, just as he had nine times before.
Whether he's just being fashionable, or wily, the "Geezer Bandit" is known to mix up his wardrobe a bit.
In Monday's robbery, he wore a Navy colored blazer and a dark baseball cap. In an April heist, he wore a blue San Diego Padres baseball cap and a blue spring jacket. Back in November, he wore a lighter blue baseball cap.
The stickups have frustrated the FBI in San Diego, which has periodically posted the suspect's photo on the front page of its website, seeking help from the public. A reward of $16,000 is being offered for his capture.
"It's unusual for someone this age to be robbing banks," Darrell Foxworth, an FBI spokesman in San Diego said in December after the "Geezer Bandit" racked racked up his fifth heist. "Normally our bank robbers are 18 to 45 and male."
Still, the "Geezer Bandit" has a long way to go to catch up to the "Grandad" bandit , a bald man in his 50s or 60s who has a little paunch. He is suspected of robbing at least 21 banks in at least 11 states since last year.
Neither seem ready for retirement -- at least a voluntary one.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jun 2010, 19:32
by crotchgrabber
NINFNM wrote:erutlucorgga wrote:Your destiny as a lesbo becomes clearer with every passing day.
well I like my men much older and drunk....hopefully my taste in women will be barely legal and hot......and drunk

i've got some phone numbers for you.
Re: highlight of your day?
Posted: 08 Jun 2010, 21:28
by Dress Barn
NINFNM wrote:erutlucorgga wrote:Your destiny as a lesbo becomes clearer with every passing day.
well I like my men much older and drunk....hopefully my taste in women will be barely legal and hot......and breakfast

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGXFLJYZ ... r_embedded