highlight of your day?

[clitty litter]

classic

the dog seem pretty cool, just hates cops. cant blame him rilly. they let the dog go long as dude paid for a new bumper and a steel gate for his dog. shit i hope my dog does the same shit one day

[ChickenMug]

this look lol-ish to anyone else?

[Liingus]

u cold hearted bitch

[ChickenMug]

shush it blingus!
you thought it was penuckles in nooses
just like i did

[SHARPPIE]

those look like fingers.

are you trying to tell us your camohat has some strange deformity?

[crotchgrabber]

my penis has knuckles.

[General Tso s Chicken]

awesome week !

you will never guess what i found in the dumpster at the health club .

i was looking for some larger plywood .






















found this



























always wanted a chicken suit . so glad its the bad ass red rooster too .

i go to this bbq cook off , there is this looser stooge alkie that puts on a yellow chicken suit (prolly a rental) and harasses the ladies .

im goin after his ass with a cleaver .

[crotchgrabber]

petey... you are the KING of dumpster diving.
that is 14 metric fuck-tons of kick ass, right there.

[General Tso s Chicken]

i am gonna fuckin tear it up in that suit , genral tso style .

goin to the shooting range tommorow .

maybe stop at the bank . shit i might even start going to church . prolly keep it in the car , there are a lot of mascot guys working street corners here in the spring . pull around back , suit up , kick the shit out of a starbucks coffee guy , split , profit ?

went over to the mexicans , they were watching tv , i saw em thru the patio glas . they freaked !

i had to take the head off , then they couldnt stop laughing , so i did some crazy dances . gotto work on my moves . they seriously lost it .

mucho calliente , in that head though . i need a pa in the head piece , with a pitch shifter and long delay . cant wait to fire up the moped now .

[crotchgrabber]

i've got a helmet cooling system. might be a bit much for your needs. radiant cooling system. plugs into a race car or sports bike. basicly a refridgerater that pumps cold water through tubes in the helmet. you probably just need a fan or something in there somewhere. i'm sure you'll figure something out.

i knew you'd get some sort of speaker system into it. i'd want a synth "BOK" sound if i was you.

[General Tso s Chicken]

petey... you are the KING of dumpster diving.
that is 14 metric fuck-tons of kick ass, right there.

i almost broke down and bought a sealed lead acid 6 volt rechargable battery for my flashlight 2 days ago . they cost 17 bucks . i picked one today out of an exit sign , the sticker says 09 , it reads 5.99 volts ! score .

got a 19.5 rechargable pack , 3 days ago , it was runnin at 18 volts , guttet it , took the cells , moved the into my ryobi housing on a pack that was shot !

i had to hack one cell off , (19.5 vs 18) do some soldering , but it was nice . those batterys are like 30 40 bucks ! i have 4 now . plus i dont have to use the ryobi flash light , ill use the 6 volt one now .

i cant list all the stuff i get here , i would get banned , but i have been doing really well these past few years . i just have to be patient , dont buy anything , i bought a 12 dollar cable , 2 weeks later i got 3 out of the arcade place dumpstie ! bad petey . i threw the reciept/box out the day before too ! fuckin moron .

[Liingus]

if i were filthy rich, i'd pay petey handsomely to be my personal dumpster diver/gizmo maker

[General Tso s Chicken]

if i were filthy rich, i'd pay petey handsomely to be my personal dumpster diver/gizmo maker

no offense , but money means nothing to the dumpster diver .

if you had a tron machine , maybe we could work something out , but you'd be getting my sloppy seconds either way buddy .

hey whats you avatar ?

[Liingus]

from superjail

best cartoon ever

[General Tso s Chicken]

took a walk with deet , scored a fancy vidal sasoon dual hair curler thing (20 bucks) a stainless shower head , gallon of flat white interior paint , pump mister , a nice sponge mop , and a solar malibu lamp . thrift store dumpster .

hacked the solar powered led lamp for our mouse cage . ( removed and mounted the led into existing fluorescent fixture )

august and bailey are going green .

the fat little slobs love it too , as soon as it came on they started scheming (escape plans) .

[General Tso s Chicken]

pics from the shooting range :

[crotchgrabber]

can i use those for fliers?

[Liingus]

used pandora for the first time today
i know, i know...don't ask

anyway, loving this shit
old punk goin now

[Liingus]

and fuck phil for not liking The Clash

dude, you're wrong

[crotchgrabber]

i never said that i don't like them. just that they're over rated.

[Liingus]

im still fucking you though

[Liingus]

tim n eric and superjail on tonight

[crotchgrabber]

tim and eric suck balls.
superjail is brilliant.

[Liingus]

tim and eric suck balls.

u just made some enemies here

[General Tso s Chicken]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5bSuang5g