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fresh water or ocean?

crotchgrabber wrote:

ChickenMug wrote:signing my divorce papers today

big fucking high five to you!

thanks!
i'm gonna have a HUGE club soda later!

PattonBordin wrote:fresh water or ocean?

Hmmm I'd have to say fresh water

too bad he didnt look like Elvis.

dead?

ChickenMug wrote:

crotchgrabber wrote:

ChickenMug wrote:signing my divorce papers today

big fucking high five to you!

thanks!
i'm gonna have a HUGE club soda later!

i signed AND filed yesterday
and had TWO giant club sodas!

also yesterday a dude was on the cycling machine ALL done up in his biking outfit. I was like "Wooo goooo for it...tour de france"

blax guy security guard axed me for a cig, his eyes popped out like that looney tunes wolf when he saw they was menthol

PattonBordin wrote:blax guy security guard axed me for a cig, his eyes popped out like that looney tunes wolf when he saw they was menthol

yeah....thats it

thats tex avery, not looney tunes

same shit

classic.

better then whats out right now.

PattonBordin wrote:same shit

FOOL!

please.....enlighten me more about cartoons, im dying to know

let's not kid ourselves...neither of us has the patients for that.


I'll just do the cliffs notes...

that's like saying "Catholics and Christians, same thing." yeah, kinda....but no.

oh i get it, i don't give a shit bout Catholics and Christians either.

I'm not saying you should care, I'm just saing dats ignant.

nah mang, i likes me cartoons, but knowing that much bout cartoons to where you'd need to point that out....thats a bit too emo f0 me...nahiamisayn

because i totally wasnt just dicking around or anything

Nigga plz....i was replyn to sharpps not u....its just like as if i just founds out sharrps has a tramp stamp....he'd still be hella koo n all....but jus sayn. Dont let me know if u do k sharpps

PattonBordin wrote:

PattonBordin wrote:blax guy security guard axed me for a cig, his eyes popped out like that looney tunes wolf when he saw they was menthol

yeah....thats it

i have had a FEW folks say "you DONT smoke MENTHOL , do YOU? "

i always go "oh YEAH i do "

"fur reel ? lemme get one "

*pulls out marlboro light 100 box* "sorry i lied , you WANT one ?"

"no thank you"

"are you sure ? "

works every time .

that made me laugh though , thanks for sharing .

*overheard at bus stop , convo of two baby-momma's before christmas*

#1 "i goin git ma keeud a com-pew-tah fo criss miss"

mammy # 2 "mm HMM , EZE fittnin to git MA keeud a FLAP-TOP computah fo crissmiss"

#1 "mm HMM , FLAP-top , flap-TOP "

that made me so happy .

is that bad ?

i miss my black friend from mississippi
koolest negro they be, no fooln

PattonBordin wrote:Nigga plz....i was replyn to sharpps not u....its just like as if i just founds out sharrps has a tramp stamp....he'd still be hella koo n all....but jus sayn. Dont let me know if u do k sharpps

maybe I do....and maybe it's light blue and says "Twink"

and maybe when I wear my hiphuggers out it gets me free drinks....don't judge me.

jus bustn balls, dont care 2shits, but that stamp may explain why u kept grabbn mye nuttz at the Dodgers game